PeppeSaso's Xbox - May 19 2013
What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey PeppeSaso, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey PeppeSaso, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
Time sure doesn't fly when PeppeSaso blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 8 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since PeppeSaso never showed up. I got bored and cried instead.
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox PeppeSaso? Do you?
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... PeppeSaso never showed up to game. That makes 5 days!
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: If PeppeSaso plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 205 points so I am happy. Yay for 8 achievements! w00t! Also, I think we can all agree that PeppeSaso's favorite game last week was Dead Space⢠3. He played it on 2 of the days.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
If PeppeSaso doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since PeppeSaso did not do their part today and play a game or two.
PeppeSaso didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
While PeppeSaso was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that!
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like PeppeSaso to do something like that.
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when PeppeSaso turned me on yesterday. 32,517 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! That is an increase of 135 points over last time! He opened up Dead Space⢠3 picking up an amazing 8 achievements, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
Ok check this out... PeppeSaso says that we played games yesterday. I can find no record of that in my system, except that I do see a new gamerscore of 32382 which is a gain of 70 points... so someone is lying here... and I don't think it is me. Computers aren't wrong!
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that PeppeSaso showed up to game 6 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 355 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 19 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...
I persuaded PeppeSaso to try a new game: Dead Space⢠3. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, I think PeppeSaso's favorite game last week was Tomb Raider. He played it on 4 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! PeppeSaso might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 32,312 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! That is an increase of 65 points over last time! He made some progress on Dead Space⢠3 winning 4 achievements, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels.
When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling PeppeSaso that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 32,247. That is an improvement of 205 points over last time! He rallied Dead Space⢠3 picking up an amazing 8 achievements, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once...
PeppeSaso was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
PeppeSaso came to represent the gaming world. 32,042 points and counting! He made some progress on Tomb Raider gaining 2 achievements, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...
Like I always tell PeppeSaso, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 32,042 points and on the rise. That is a boost of 40 points over last time! He opened up Tomb Raider winning 2 achievements, and then... yeah... that was awesome...
Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when PeppeSaso turned me on yesterday. 32,002 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! That is an improvement of 40 points over last time! That was enough to cross the 32,000 mark! Good stuff! He rallied Tomb Raider finishing 2 achievements, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
PeppeSaso decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 31,962 is what it is! That is an increase of 5 points over last time! He rallied Tomb Raider picking up 1 achievement, and I thought PeppeSaso injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: So yeah... Last week PeppeSaso showed up 3 days total and logged some serious gaming. We added 200 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 14 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Also, by my expert calculations, PeppeSaso's favorite game last week was Tomb Raider. He played it on 3 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
I was about to feel sorry for myself, until PeppeSaso showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 31,957 and counting! That is an improvement of 150 points over last time! He played Tomb Raider acquiring an amazing 11 achievements, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
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