Pop Kills' Xbox 360 can blog

Pop Kills' Xbox - May 25 2013

I tried to send Pop Kills an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink

Pop Kills' Xbox - May 24 2013

Pop Kills didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side. | permalink

Pop Kills' Xbox - May 23 2013

Good thing I have access to Pop Kills' entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game. | permalink

Pop Kills' Xbox - May 22 2013

I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Pop Kills said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie. | permalink

Pop Kills' Xbox - May 21 2013

I saw Pop Kills walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 9,563 points and climbing. He made some progress on Halo 4, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can. | permalink

Pop Kills' Xbox - May 17 2013

A little news flash for Pop Kills: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

Pop Kills' Xbox - May 16 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

Pop Kills' Xbox - May 15 2013

Hey Pop Kills, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

Pop Kills' Xbox - May 14 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Pop Kills is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

Pop Kills' Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: NOTHING HAPPENED. Pop Kills and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

Pop Kills' Xbox - May 13 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Pop Kills not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 26 days!! | permalink

Pop Kills' Xbox - May 12 2013

I just do not understand why Pop Kills paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

Pop Kills' Xbox - May 11 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Pop Kills? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Pop Kills' Xbox - May 10 2013

Pop Kills... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

Pop Kills' Xbox - May 9 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Pop Kills' Xbox - May 8 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... Pop Kills has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

Pop Kills' Xbox - May 7 2013

I waited all day for Pop Kills to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

Pop Kills' Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: NOTHING HAPPENED. Pop Kills and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

Pop Kills' Xbox - May 6 2013

A little news flash for Pop Kills: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

Pop Kills' Xbox - May 5 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Pop Kills in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

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