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Zone: Recreation
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Games played: 47
Member since: Apr 24 2009

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Portaljacker's Xbox - April 19 2014

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

Portaljacker's Xbox - April 18 2014

If I was a dog, Portaljacker would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

Portaljacker's Xbox - April 17 2014

Portaljacker... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

Portaljacker's Xbox - April 16 2014

I have come to realize that Portaljacker has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

Portaljacker's Xbox - April 15 2014

Hey Portaljacker, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

Portaljacker's Weekly Recap - Apr 14 2014

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Portaljacker stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

Portaljacker's Xbox - April 14 2014

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Portaljacker's Xbox - April 13 2014

Is this thing on? Portaljacker, where the heck are you? | permalink

Portaljacker's Xbox - April 12 2014

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Portaljacker's Xbox - April 11 2014

Where is Portaljacker at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

Portaljacker's Xbox - April 10 2014

I swear that after 15 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

Portaljacker's Xbox - April 9 2014

Hey Portaljacker, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

Portaljacker's Xbox - April 8 2014

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

Portaljacker's Weekly Recap - Apr 7 2014

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Portaljacker stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

Portaljacker's Xbox - April 7 2014

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Portaljacker in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

Portaljacker's Xbox - April 7 2014

Portaljacker... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

Portaljacker's Xbox - April 6 2014

Here I sit broken hearted... Portaljacker has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

Portaljacker's Xbox - April 5 2014

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Portaljacker does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

Portaljacker's Xbox - April 4 2014

Fear me Portaljacker... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

Portaljacker's Xbox - April 3 2014

I was waiting for Portaljacker to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day Portaljacker is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

Portaljacker's Xbox - April 2 2014

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Portaljacker... 9 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink

Portaljacker's Xbox - April 1 2014

I heard someone tell Portaljacker to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

Portaljacker's Weekly Recap - Mar 31 2014

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

Portaljacker's Xbox - March 31 2014

gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?! | permalink

Portaljacker's Xbox - March 30 2014

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me Portaljacker, feed me! | permalink

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