Pure Poison 1's Xbox 360 Blog

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Games played: 67

Most played: Rainbow Six® Vegas 2

Member since: Apr 27 2008

Pure Poison 1's Xbox - May 22 2013

Pure Poison 1... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink | leave comment

Pure Poison 1's Xbox - May 21 2013

I have come to realize that Pure Poison 1 has no soul... and her heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink | leave comment

Pure Poison 1's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Pure Poison 1 stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink | leave comment

Pure Poison 1's Xbox - May 20 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.

This really sucks because it gives KC 27 a shot at widening the gap. We are still 34,629 points behind... but we can't get there if we don't play. | permalink | leave comment

Pure Poison 1's Xbox - May 19 2013

21 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink | leave comment

Pure Poison 1's Xbox - May 18 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink | leave comment

Pure Poison 1's Xbox - May 17 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Pure Poison 1 digs on that! | permalink | leave comment

Pure Poison 1's Xbox - May 16 2013

Come back to me Pure Poison 1... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink | leave comment

Pure Poison 1's Xbox - May 15 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...

It is probably better that Pure Poison 1 didn't play yesterday... it gives Greenchief22 an opportunity to add to that 143,670 gamerscore and increase the lead... Booooo! | permalink | leave comment

Pure Poison 1's Xbox - May 14 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Pure Poison 1 is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink | leave comment

Pure Poison 1's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink | leave comment

Pure Poison 1's Xbox - May 13 2013

I have now endured 15 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink | leave comment

Pure Poison 1's Xbox - May 12 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink | leave comment

Pure Poison 1's Xbox - May 11 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Pure Poison 1 in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink | leave comment

Pure Poison 1's Xbox - May 10 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Pure Poison 1 does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.

What is really bad is I thought we were starting to catch up to Greenchief22 and that 143,015 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause... | permalink | leave comment

Pure Poison 1's Xbox - May 9 2013

I have now endured 11 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink | leave comment

Pure Poison 1's Xbox - May 8 2013

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me Pure Poison 1, feed me! | permalink | leave comment

Pure Poison 1's Xbox - May 7 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Pure Poison 1, but she must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see her. | permalink | leave comment

Pure Poison 1's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink | leave comment

Pure Poison 1's Xbox - May 6 2013

If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for Pure Poison 1. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck. | permalink | leave comment

Pure Poison 1's Xbox - May 5 2013

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me Pure Poison 1, feed me!

What is really bad is I thought we were starting to catch up to KC 27 and that 56,974 score... but not playing sure doesn't help the cause... | permalink | leave comment

Pure Poison 1's Xbox - May 4 2013

I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about Pure Poison 1 in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering... | permalink | leave comment

Pure Poison 1's Xbox - May 3 2013

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me Pure Poison 1, feed me! | permalink | leave comment

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Bragging Rights

Total Achievements Unlocked: 1,128
Badge Score: 120
Current streak: 0 days
Longest streak: 98 days
Current score streak: 0 days
Longest score streak: 5 days
Play percentage: 32.44%
Largest achievement gain: 6/15/2008 (25)
Largest gamerscore gain: 5/28/2008 (660)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 3/12/2012 (42)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 3/12/2012 (965)