Puslux's Xbox 360 can blog

Puslux's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: NOTHING HAPPENED. Puslux and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

Puslux's Xbox - May 20 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Puslux is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

Puslux's Xbox - May 19 2013

I have now endured 26 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

Puslux's Xbox - May 18 2013

Puslux... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

Puslux's Xbox - May 17 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Puslux in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

Puslux's Xbox - May 16 2013

I waited all day for Puslux to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

Puslux's Xbox - May 15 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

Puslux's Xbox - May 14 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Puslux isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

Puslux's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

Puslux's Xbox - May 13 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

Puslux's Xbox - May 12 2013

Where is Puslux at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

Puslux's Xbox - May 11 2013

I have come to realize that Puslux has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

Puslux's Xbox - May 10 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Puslux does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

Puslux's Xbox - May 9 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Puslux? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Puslux's Xbox - May 8 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Puslux? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Puslux's Xbox - May 7 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Puslux not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 14 days!! | permalink

Puslux's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

Puslux's Xbox - May 6 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink