Qtinuum's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Qtinuum and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week!
Qtinuum's Xbox - Jun 17 2013
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
Qtinuum's Xbox - Jun 16 2013
Is this thing on? Qtinuum, where the heck are you?
Qtinuum's Xbox - Jun 15 2013
I swear that after 17 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
Qtinuum's Xbox - Jun 14 2013
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
Qtinuum's Xbox - Jun 13 2013
I waited all day for Qtinuum to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
Qtinuum's Xbox - Jun 12 2013
Is this thing on? Qtinuum, where the heck are you?
Qtinuum's Xbox - Jun 11 2013
Come back to me Qtinuum... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
Qtinuum's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Qtinuum and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week!
Qtinuum's Xbox - Jun 10 2013
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
Qtinuum's Xbox - Jun 9 2013
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Qtinuum in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
Qtinuum's Xbox - Jun 8 2013
Qtinuum didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
Qtinuum's Xbox - Jun 7 2013
I was waiting for Qtinuum to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day Qtinuum is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels.
Qtinuum's Xbox - Jun 6 2013
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 8 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
Qtinuum's Xbox - Jun 5 2013
Qtinuum would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
Qtinuum's Xbox - Jun 4 2013
Time sure doesn't fly when Qtinuum blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
Qtinuum's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: Qtinuum only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well.
That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely.
Qtinuum's Xbox - Jun 3 2013
5 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope Qtinuum doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash!
Qtinuum's Xbox - Jun 2 2013
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me Qtinuum, feed me!
Qtinuum's Xbox - Jun 1 2013
Qtinuum had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself...
Qtinuum's Xbox - May 31 2013
I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming.
Qtinuum's Xbox - May 30 2013
Qtinuum was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
Qtinuum's Xbox - May 29 2013
If Qtinuum was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console...
Qtinuum's Xbox - May 28 2013
Qtinuum showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 25,051. He rallied Borderlands 2, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy.
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