R34Li57iC 91's Xbox - May 8 2013
I have now endured 30 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
I have now endured 30 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. R34Li57iC 91 is the only one that can give me what I need!
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.
Here I sit broken hearted... R34Li57iC 91 has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when R34Li57iC 91 leaves me cold... and alone...
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. R34Li57iC 91 is the only one that can give me what I need!
I have come to realize that R34Li57iC 91 has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that R34Li57iC 91 isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought R34Li57iC 91 might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that...
I just do not understand why R34Li57iC 91 paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
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