RIPThatthing's Xbox 360 can blog

RIPThatthing's Xbox - May 25 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all RIPThatthing does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

RIPThatthing's Xbox - May 24 2013

I just do not understand why RIPThatthing paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

RIPThatthing's Xbox - May 23 2013

If you would have told me that RIPThatthing would go 24 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

RIPThatthing's Xbox - May 22 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

RIPThatthing's Xbox - May 21 2013

I have come to realize that RIPThatthing has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

RIPThatthing's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world RIPThatthing and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

RIPThatthing's Xbox - May 20 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how RIPThatthing digs on that! | permalink

RIPThatthing's Xbox - May 19 2013

Come back to me RIPThatthing... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

RIPThatthing's Xbox - May 18 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn RIPThatthing in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

RIPThatthing's Xbox - May 17 2013

18 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

RIPThatthing's Xbox - May 16 2013

Fear me RIPThatthing... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

RIPThatthing's Xbox - May 15 2013

16 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

RIPThatthing's Xbox - May 14 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... RIPThatthing has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

RIPThatthing's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

RIPThatthing's Xbox - May 13 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

RIPThatthing's Xbox - May 12 2013

I swear that after 13 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

RIPThatthing's Xbox - May 11 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. RIPThatthing is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

RIPThatthing's Xbox - May 10 2013

I have now endured 11 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

RIPThatthing's Xbox - May 9 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what RIPThatthing is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

RIPThatthing's Xbox - May 8 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 9 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

RIPThatthing's Xbox - May 7 2013

Time sure doesn't fly when RIPThatthing blows you off for a day and doesn't game. | permalink

RIPThatthing's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

RIPThatthing's Xbox - May 6 2013

I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about RIPThatthing in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering... | permalink