Ramzies IV's Xbox 360 can blog

Ramzies IV's xbox has been ignored for 35 days and refuses to blog until the drive spins again.

Ramzies IV's Xbox - May 20 2013

Hey Ramzies IV, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

Ramzies IV's Xbox - May 19 2013

Come back to me Ramzies IV... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

Ramzies IV's Xbox - May 18 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Ramzies IV not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 28 days!! | permalink

Ramzies IV's Xbox - May 17 2013

Is this thing on? Ramzies IV, where the heck are you? | permalink

Ramzies IV's Xbox - May 16 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Ramzies IV digs on that! | permalink

Ramzies IV's Xbox - May 15 2013

I have now endured 25 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

Ramzies IV's Xbox - May 14 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Ramzies IV is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

Ramzies IV's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: NOTHING HAPPENED. Ramzies IV and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

Ramzies IV's Xbox - May 13 2013

Ramzies IV doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

Ramzies IV's Xbox - May 12 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Ramzies IV isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

Ramzies IV's Xbox - May 11 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... Ramzies IV has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

Ramzies IV's Xbox - May 10 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Ramzies IV digs on that! | permalink

Ramzies IV's Xbox - May 9 2013

I only have one request... If Ramzies IV isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

Ramzies IV's Xbox - May 8 2013

Fear me Ramzies IV... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

Ramzies IV's Xbox - May 7 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Ramzies IV leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

Ramzies IV's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: NOTHING HAPPENED. Ramzies IV and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

Ramzies IV's Xbox - May 6 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Ramzies IV's Xbox - May 5 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Ramzies IV does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink