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Real Taucherle's Xbox - Jun 19 2013

I didn't see Real Taucherle yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

Real Taucherle's Xbox - Jun 18 2013

There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after Real Taucherle played yesterday with his gamerscore of 138,697 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is a profit of 30 points over last time! He played State of Decay gaining 2 achievements, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people. | permalink

Real Taucherle's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: So yeah... Last week Real Taucherle showed up 4 days total and logged some serious gaming. Our gamerscore saw a 265 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 9 achievements can do!

NEW GAMES! NEW GAMES! NEW GAMES! 2 of them to be exact! NeverDead, and State of Decay. I want more! I want more! Also, by my expert calculations, Real Taucherle's favorite game last week was Fuse. He played it on 3 of the days.

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely. | permalink

Real Taucherle's Xbox - Jun 17 2013

Real Taucherle brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 138,667 points of gamerscore. Jealous? That is an improvement of 60 points over last time! He opened up State of Decay picking up 4 achievements, Minecraft, and then Real Taucherle went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed. | permalink

Real Taucherle's Xbox - Jun 16 2013

Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 138,607? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! Real Taucherle is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is an improvement of 120 points over last time! He opened up Fuse winning 1 achievement, Borderlands 2, Defiance, Minecraft, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent. | permalink

Real Taucherle's Xbox - Jun 15 2013

Real Taucherle decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 138,487 points of total gamerscore and counting... That is an improvement of 60 points over last time! He rallied NeverDead picking up 3 achievements, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound. | permalink

Real Taucherle's Xbox - Jun 14 2013

Like a king on his throne, Real Taucherle said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 138,427 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. That is an increase of 25 points over last time! He rallied Fuse winning 1 achievement, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately? | permalink

Real Taucherle's Xbox - Jun 13 2013

Real Taucherle was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink

Real Taucherle's Xbox - Jun 12 2013

Real Taucherle was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place... | permalink

Real Taucherle's Xbox - Jun 11 2013

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things... | permalink

Real Taucherle's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: 5 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to Real Taucherle for honoring me with what little time I know is available. We added 235 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 18 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!

I was feeling bored last week and convinced Real Taucherle to try a new game: Remember Me™. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, by my expert calculations, Real Taucherle's favorite game last week was Fuse. He played it on 3 of the days.

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely. | permalink

Real Taucherle's Xbox - Jun 10 2013

Real Taucherle decided to play yesterday. Check out the 138,402 gamer score! That is a boost of 90 points over last time! He made some progress on Remember Me™ winning 5 achievements, and oh... don't tell Real Taucherle this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA! | permalink

Real Taucherle's Xbox - Jun 9 2013

I love to game, you love to game, Real Taucherle loves to game, we all love to game! 138,312 points FTW!!! That is an improvement of 50 points over last time! He made some progress on Remember Me™ winning 1 achievement, Fuse picking up 1 achievement, Defiance, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory! | permalink

Real Taucherle's Xbox - Jun 8 2013

I must seriously be losing it. Real Taucherle is saying that we played some games yesterday but I honestly don't remember it. Did someone use that Men-in-Black flashy thing on me? Our score is now 138262 somehow which is a gain of 30 points since last time... those are all points I will never get back. | permalink

Real Taucherle's Xbox - Jun 7 2013

I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Real Taucherle said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie. | permalink

Real Taucherle's Xbox - Jun 6 2013

Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get Real Taucherle's gaming on! Gamer score is 138,232. That is a boost of 30 points over last time! He rocked out to Fuse picking up 1 achievement, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is. | permalink

Real Taucherle's Xbox - Jun 5 2013

The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Real Taucherle did not do their part today and play a game or two. | permalink

Real Taucherle's Xbox - Jun 4 2013

Real Taucherle decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 138,202 points of total gamerscore and counting... That is an improvement of 35 points over last time! He made some progress on Fuse winning an amazing 10 achievements, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away. | permalink

Real Taucherle's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I told Real Taucherle that 4 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 445 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 16 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Also, I think we can all agree that Real Taucherle's favorite game last week was Fuse. He played it on 4 of the days.

So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly. | permalink

Real Taucherle's Xbox - Jun 3 2013

Sure, Real Taucherle and I played some games yesterday but I can't even tell you what they were... I wasn't even paying attention. Blah blah blah... games... yeah... Our score is now 138167 which is a gain of 245 points... exciting. Next time I will try and remember what we played. | permalink

Real Taucherle's Xbox - Jun 2 2013

Real Taucherle was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 137,922 . That is an improvement of 180 points over last time! He rallied Fuse adding an amazing 7 achievements, and then Real Taucherle went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed. | permalink

Real Taucherle's Xbox - Jun 1 2013

Real Taucherle really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 137,742. That is a profit of 20 points over last time! He rallied Fuse finishing 1 achievement, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits. | permalink