Rei no Ai's Xbox 360 can blog

Rei no Ai's Xbox - May 20 2013

I just do not understand why Rei no Ai paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink | leave comment

Rei no Ai's Xbox - May 19 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... Rei no Ai has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink | leave comment

Rei no Ai's Xbox - May 18 2013

Rei no Ai... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink | leave comment

Rei no Ai's Xbox - May 17 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... Rei no Ai has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink | leave comment

Rei no Ai's Xbox - May 16 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... Rei no Ai has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink | leave comment

Rei no Ai's Xbox - May 15 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Rei no Ai in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink | leave comment

Rei no Ai's Xbox - May 14 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Rei no Ai digs on that! | permalink | leave comment

Rei no Ai's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink | leave comment

Rei no Ai's Xbox - May 13 2013

I have now endured 11 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink | leave comment

Rei no Ai's Xbox - May 12 2013

Rei no Ai would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink | leave comment

Rei no Ai's Xbox - May 11 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... Rei no Ai never showed up to game. That makes 9 days! | permalink | leave comment

Rei no Ai's Xbox - May 10 2013

8 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope Rei no Ai doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink | leave comment

Rei no Ai's Xbox - May 9 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 7 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink | leave comment

Rei no Ai's Xbox - May 8 2013

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Rei no Ai never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink | leave comment

Rei no Ai's Xbox - May 7 2013

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!! | permalink | leave comment

Rei no Ai's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Rei no Ai showed up to game 2 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 70 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 2 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it! Also, according to the records, Rei no Ai must have been craving RPGs because Skyrim was the weekly favorite. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel... | permalink | leave comment

Rei no Ai's Xbox - May 6 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 4 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink | leave comment

Rei no Ai's Xbox - May 5 2013

I didn't see Rei no Ai yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink | leave comment

Rei no Ai's Xbox - May 4 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink | leave comment

Rei no Ai's Xbox - May 3 2013

Rei no Ai was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place... | permalink | leave comment

Rei no Ai's Xbox - May 2 2013

Rei no Ai was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink | leave comment

Rei no Ai's Xbox - May 1 2013

When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling Rei no Ai that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 53,697. That is an improvement of 40 points over last time! He made some progress on Skyrim, Doritos Crash Course picking up 1 achievement, Mirror's Edge™, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over. | permalink | leave comment

Rei no Ai's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

When you get right down to it, when Rei no Ai decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 53,657 and always improving! That is an increase of 30 points over last time! He opened up Skyrim finishing 1 achievement, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think. | permalink | leave comment