Rictalbiscuit's Xbox - May 21 2013
Rictalbiscuit really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 35,116. He opened up FEZ, Call of Duty Black Ops, Fable II, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
Rictalbiscuit's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: So yeah... Last week Rictalbiscuit showed up 6 days total and logged some serious gaming. We added 15 points of gamerscore. Points are good! That 1 achievement was worth it I guess!
I prodded Rictalbiscuit to try a new game: The Cave. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Oh, and I want to mention that Rictalbiscuit's favorite game last week was an RPG... Oblivion in fact... He played it on 2 of the days.
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
Rictalbiscuit's Xbox - May 20 2013
Rictalbiscuit showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 35,116. That is an increase of 15 points over last time! He played Call of Duty Black Ops, TW PGA TOUR®13 finishing 1 achievement, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software!
Rictalbiscuit's Xbox - May 19 2013
Consoles are for playing! I am glad Rictalbiscuit picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 35,101 points. He opened up Oblivion, The Cave, Fallout 3, Mass Effect 3, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels.
Rictalbiscuit's Xbox - May 18 2013
I heard someone tell Rictalbiscuit to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 35,101 points. He made some progress on Battlefield 3, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over.
Rictalbiscuit's Xbox - May 17 2013
Rictalbiscuit is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 35,101. Not too shabby! He rallied TW PGA TOUR®13, and I thought Rictalbiscuit injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!
Rictalbiscuit's Xbox - May 16 2013
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when Rictalbiscuit came to play. Gamer score stands at 35,101. He played Forza Horizon, Call of Duty Black Ops, and then... oh wait... no and then!!
Rictalbiscuit's Xbox - May 15 2013
I told Rictalbiscuit 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 35,101 is in our back pocket. He rallied Halo 4, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
Rictalbiscuit's Xbox - May 14 2013
Rictalbiscuit must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
Rictalbiscuit's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: If Rictalbiscuit plays 5 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 90 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 8 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!
For the record, we played 3 new games over the last week. They were Doritos Crash Course 2, FEZ, and SCOTT PILGRIM THE GAME. They were all fun... in their own little ways. Oh, and from what I remember, Rictalbiscuit's favorite game last week was SCOTT PILGRIM THE GAME. He played it on 3 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
Rictalbiscuit's Xbox - May 13 2013
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when Rictalbiscuit showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 35,101. That is an improvement of 10 points over last time! He rallied SCOTT PILGRIM THE GAME gaining 1 achievement, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
Rictalbiscuit's Xbox - May 12 2013
A good gamerpic is like art... everyone has a different opinion about what is good. Too bad I am right and the rest of you are all tasteless suckers... this is the best pic ever. Admit it! In gaming related news... Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 35,091? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! Rictalbiscuit is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is an increase of 30 points over last time! He rocked out to FEZ, SCOTT PILGRIM THE GAME picking up 2 achievements, and I thought Rictalbiscuit injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!
Rictalbiscuit's Xbox - May 11 2013
I told Rictalbiscuit 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 35,061 is in our back pocket. That is an increase of 20 points over last time! He played Skate 2, FEZ finishing 1 achievement, SCOTT PILGRIM THE GAME picking up 1 achievement, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...
Rictalbiscuit's Xbox - May 10 2013
When you want to get on the cover of the gaming magazines, you have to play every day! I keep telling Rictalbiscuit that as motivation... yesterday it worked! We went for a spin... played some games... ended with a score of 35,041. That is a profit of 30 points over last time! He played Doritos Crash Course 2 gaining 3 achievements, Red Dead Redemption, and after we were done, Rictalbiscuit hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
Rictalbiscuit's Xbox - May 9 2013
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like Rictalbiscuit to do something like that.
Rictalbiscuit's Xbox - May 8 2013
Wow... Rictalbiscuit must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
Rictalbiscuit's Xbox - May 7 2013
I told Rictalbiscuit 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 35,011 is in our back pocket. He rallied Fable II, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels.
Rictalbiscuit's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Rictalbiscuit showed up to game 6 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! We added 45 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 3 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Also, by my expert calculations, Rictalbiscuit's favorite game last week was Halo 3. He played it on 4 of the days.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
Rictalbiscuit's Xbox - May 6 2013
Rictalbiscuit is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 35,011. Not too shabby! He rallied Fable II, and after we were done, Rictalbiscuit hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know...
Rictalbiscuit's Xbox - May 5 2013
Good thing I have access to Rictalbiscuit's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
Rictalbiscuit's Xbox - May 4 2013
Like I always tell Rictalbiscuit, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 35,011 points and on the rise. He opened up Call of Duty Black Ops, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.
Rictalbiscuit's Xbox - May 3 2013
Rictalbiscuit seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 35,011 . He opened up Halo 3, and then Rictalbiscuit had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.
Rictalbiscuit's Xbox - May 2 2013
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get Rictalbiscuit's gaming on! Gamer score is 35,011. That is a boost of 20 points over last time! That was enough to cross the 35,000 mark! Good stuff! He rocked out to XCOM: Enemy Unknown, Terraria picking up 2 achievements, Halo 3, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...
Rictalbiscuit's Xbox - May 1 2013
Rictalbiscuit is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 34,991? He opened up XCOM: Enemy Unknown, and then Rictalbiscuit developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
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