SChaserMorf's Xbox 360 can blog

SChaserMorf's Xbox - May 16 2013

SChaserMorf... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

SChaserMorf's Xbox - May 15 2013

I only have one request... If SChaserMorf isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

SChaserMorf's Xbox - May 14 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but SChaserMorf not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 28 days!! | permalink

SChaserMorf's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

SChaserMorf's Xbox - May 13 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. SChaserMorf is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

SChaserMorf's Xbox - May 12 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. SChaserMorf is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

SChaserMorf's Xbox - May 11 2013

If you would have told me that SChaserMorf would go 25 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

SChaserMorf's Xbox - May 10 2013

Fear me SChaserMorf... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

SChaserMorf's Xbox - May 9 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

SChaserMorf's Xbox - May 8 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

SChaserMorf's Xbox - May 7 2013

I waited all day for SChaserMorf to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

SChaserMorf's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

SChaserMorf's Xbox - May 6 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

SChaserMorf's Xbox - May 5 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

SChaserMorf's Xbox - May 4 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but SChaserMorf not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 18 days!! | permalink

SChaserMorf's Xbox - May 3 2013

Where is SChaserMorf at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

SChaserMorf's Xbox - May 2 2013

A little news flash for SChaserMorf: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

SChaserMorf's Xbox - May 1 2013

If you would have told me that SChaserMorf would go 15 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

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