SMA Joker's Xbox 360 Blog

63,907

Zone: Pro

United States

Games played: 250

Most played: Modern Warfare® 3

Member since: Apr 28 2008

SMA Joker's Xbox - May 24 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink

SMA Joker's Xbox - May 23 2013

I prefer to play games... but if SMA Joker needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here! Maybe SMA Joker didn't realize it, but that is a streak of 10 days! Right out the freakin' window! How difficult would it have been to load up an arcade game? Huh? | permalink

SMA Joker's Xbox - May 22 2013

I was about to feel sorry for myself, until SMA Joker showed up and made my day with a little gaming! Our gamerscore stands at 63,907 and counting! That is an improvement of 135 points over last time! He made some progress on MoH Warfighter adding an amazing 9 achievements, and afterwards, there were some awkward stares and silence... you know how it is.

Hmmm... I just realized... SMA Joker must not have anything major going on in his life right now because we have gamed 10 days in a row! Can you believe it? Give us the badge for streaking! w00t! | permalink

SMA Joker's Xbox - May 21 2013

Like a king on his throne, SMA Joker said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 63,772 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. That is an increase of 55 points over last time! He rocked out to Tomb Raider adding 4 achievements, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can. | permalink

SMA Joker's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: Oh man are my cores just rocking... SMA Joker played seven days last week! SEVEN! That is a NUMBER SEVEN followed by NO ZEROS! HOT! We added 125 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 10 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Oh, and SMA Joker seems obsessed with sports lately... You can tell because FIFA 13 was the favorite last week. He played it on 6 of the days.

And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting. | permalink

SMA Joker's Xbox - May 20 2013

Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when SMA Joker turned me on yesterday. 63,717 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! That is an increase of 120 points over last time! He played Tomb Raider picking up an amazing 9 achievements, and that was that. | permalink

SMA Joker's Xbox - May 19 2013

There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after SMA Joker played yesterday with his gamerscore of 63,597 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. He opened up FIFA 13, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad. | permalink

SMA Joker's Xbox - May 18 2013

SMA Joker showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 63,597. He opened up FIFA 13, and oh... don't tell SMA Joker this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah! | permalink

SMA Joker's Xbox - May 17 2013

SMA Joker needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 63,597. That is a boost of 5 points over last time! He rallied FIFA 13 gaining 1 achievement, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound. | permalink

SMA Joker's Xbox - May 16 2013

Oh man, SMA Joker was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 63,592 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. He rallied FIFA 13, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad. | permalink

SMA Joker's Xbox - May 15 2013

SMA Joker must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 63,592 gamerscore. He played FIFA 13, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped. | permalink

SMA Joker's Xbox - May 14 2013

SMA Joker seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 63,592 . He opened up FIFA 13, and oh... don't tell SMA Joker this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA! | permalink

SMA Joker's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: I have to say I hate weeks like this... SMA Joker played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. We added 10 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. That is what happens when you get 1 achievement.

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely. | permalink

SMA Joker's Xbox - May 13 2013

We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! SMA Joker might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 63,592 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! That is an increase of 10 points over last time! He made some progress on FIFA 13 gaining 1 achievement, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped. | permalink

SMA Joker's Xbox - May 12 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. SMA Joker is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

SMA Joker's Xbox - May 11 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when SMA Joker leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

SMA Joker's Xbox - May 10 2013

I have a feeling SMA Joker went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink

SMA Joker's Xbox - May 9 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox SMA Joker? Do you? | permalink

SMA Joker's Xbox - May 8 2013

I was waiting for SMA Joker to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day SMA Joker is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

SMA Joker's Xbox - May 7 2013

SMA Joker's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought SMA Joker might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

SMA Joker's Xbox - May 6 2013

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 6 days of wanting infact... | permalink

SMA Joker's Xbox - May 5 2013

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey SMA Joker, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink

SMA Joker's Xbox - May 4 2013

I have a feeling SMA Joker went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink

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Bragging Rights

Total Achievements Unlocked: 3,136
Badge Score: 25
Current streak: 0 days
Longest streak: 39 days
Current score streak: 0 days
Longest score streak: 7 days
Play percentage: 47.45%
Largest achievement gain: 12/27/2008 (43)
Largest gamerscore gain: 8/13/2009 (2,095)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 1/3/2011 (94)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 8/17/2009 (2,990)