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SMFT's Xbox - Jun 18 2013

I have now endured 23 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

SMFT's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... SMFT stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

SMFT's Xbox - Jun 17 2013

I have come to realize that SMFT has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

SMFT's Xbox - Jun 16 2013

I only have one request... If SMFT isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

SMFT's Xbox - Jun 15 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. SMFT is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

SMFT's Xbox - Jun 14 2013

SMFT... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

SMFT's Xbox - Jun 13 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn SMFT in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

SMFT's Xbox - Jun 12 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... SMFT? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

SMFT's Xbox - Jun 11 2013

If you would have told me that SMFT would go 16 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

SMFT's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

SMFT's Xbox - Jun 10 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all SMFT does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

SMFT's Xbox - Jun 9 2013

A little news flash for SMFT: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

SMFT's Xbox - Jun 8 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

SMFT's Xbox - Jun 7 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how SMFT digs on that! | permalink

SMFT's Xbox - Jun 6 2013

I only have one request... If SMFT isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

SMFT's Xbox - Jun 5 2013

10 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope SMFT doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink

SMFT's Xbox - Jun 4 2013

Time sure doesn't fly when SMFT blows you off for a day and doesn't game. | permalink

SMFT's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought SMFT might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

SMFT's Xbox - Jun 3 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... SMFT never showed up to game. That makes 8 days! | permalink

SMFT's Xbox - Jun 2 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox SMFT? Do you? | permalink

SMFT's Xbox - Jun 1 2013

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey SMFT, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink

SMFT's Xbox - May 31 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox SMFT? Do you? | permalink

SMFT's Xbox - May 30 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet SMFT is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

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