SSlayer's Xbox - May 24 2013
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with SSlayer. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 66,355. That is a boost of 160 points over last time! He opened up Far Cry® 3 finishing an amazing 8 achievements, and think of all the things we learned! Ha... look at me still typing this blog entry when there is gaming to do! Let's keep it up SSlayer!
SSlayer's Xbox - May 23 2013
Like a king on his throne, SSlayer said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 66,195 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. That is an increase of 160 points over last time! He rocked out to Far Cry® 3 adding 5 achievements, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
SSlayer's Xbox - May 22 2013
SSlayer came to represent the gaming world. 66,035 points and counting! That is an improvement of 85 points over last time! Another day, another milestone. The 66,000 barrier has fallen! He rocked out to Far Cry® 3 picking up 5 achievements, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can.
SSlayer's Xbox - May 21 2013
SSlayer is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 65,950 gamer score! That is a profit of 195 points over last time! He rallied Far Cry® 3 acquiring an amazing 15 achievements, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
SSlayer's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: 3 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to SSlayer for honoring me with what little time I know is available. Our gamerscore jumped 510 points which was nice. Getting 26 achievements has that effect.
I told SSlayer to try a new game: Tomb Raider. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, by my expert calculations, SSlayer's favorite game last week was Tomb Raider. He played it on 3 of the days.
And that is all I got... it's not much, but it is interesting.
SSlayer's Xbox - May 20 2013
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 65,755? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! SSlayer is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is a gain of 140 points over last time! He made some progress on Tomb Raider winning 3 achievements, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects.
SSlayer's Xbox - May 19 2013
When SSlayer was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 65,615. That is a profit of 185 points over last time! He opened up Dead Spaceâ„¢ 3, Tomb Raider picking up an amazing 10 achievements, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
SSlayer's Xbox - May 18 2013
I told SSlayer 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 65,430 is in our back pocket. That is an increase of 185 points over last time! He made some progress on Tomb Raider winning an amazing 13 achievements, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software!
SSlayer's Xbox - May 17 2013
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox SSlayer? Do you?
SSlayer's Xbox - May 16 2013
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about SSlayer in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
SSlayer's Xbox - May 15 2013
SSlayer would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
SSlayer's Xbox - May 14 2013
If SSlayer doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
SSlayer's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: SSlayer only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 160 points so I am happy. Yay for 10 achievements! w00t!
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
SSlayer's Xbox - May 13 2013
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox SSlayer? Do you?
SSlayer's Xbox - May 12 2013
No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused!
SSlayer's Xbox - May 11 2013
I prefer to play games... but if SSlayer needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
SSlayer's Xbox - May 10 2013
SSlayer must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday...
SSlayer's Xbox - May 9 2013
Yesterday, SSlayer decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
SSlayer's Xbox - May 8 2013
SSlayer is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 65,245? That is an increase of 160 points over last time! He rocked out to METAL GEAR RISING gaining an amazing 10 achievements, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy.
SSlayer's Xbox - May 7 2013
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox SSlayer? Do you?
SSlayer's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: If SSlayer plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. Our gamerscore saw a 90 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 2 achievements can do! Also, I think SSlayer's favorite game last week was Dead Spaceâ„¢ 3. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
SSlayer's Xbox - May 6 2013
Time sure doesn't fly when SSlayer blows you off for a day and doesn't game.
SSlayer's Xbox - May 5 2013
Yesterday, SSlayer decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't...
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