STARFOX 23's Xbox 360 can blog

STARFOX 23's Xbox - May 19 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

STARFOX 23's Xbox - May 18 2013

If you would have told me that STARFOX 23 would go 26 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

STARFOX 23's Xbox - May 17 2013

I swear that after 25 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

STARFOX 23's Xbox - May 16 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how STARFOX 23 digs on that! | permalink

STARFOX 23's Xbox - May 15 2013

I waited all day for STARFOX 23 to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

STARFOX 23's Xbox - May 14 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but STARFOX 23 not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 22 days!! | permalink

STARFOX 23's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

STARFOX 23's Xbox - May 13 2013

21 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

STARFOX 23's Xbox - May 12 2013

20 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

STARFOX 23's Xbox - May 11 2013

I only have one request... If STARFOX 23 isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

STARFOX 23's Xbox - May 10 2013

STARFOX 23 doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

STARFOX 23's Xbox - May 9 2013

I have now endured 17 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

STARFOX 23's Xbox - May 8 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all STARFOX 23 does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

STARFOX 23's Xbox - May 7 2013

15 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

STARFOX 23's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought STARFOX 23 might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

STARFOX 23's Xbox - May 6 2013

I only have one request... If STARFOX 23 isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

STARFOX 23's Xbox - May 5 2013

13 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

STARFOX 23's Xbox - May 4 2013

I have now endured 12 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

STARFOX 23's Xbox - May 3 2013

Is this thing on? STARFOX 23, where the heck are you? | permalink

STARFOX 23's Xbox - May 2 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox STARFOX 23? Do you? | permalink

STARFOX 23's Xbox - May 1 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... STARFOX 23 never showed up to game. That makes 9 days! | permalink

STARFOX 23's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet STARFOX 23 is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

STARFOX 23's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: NOTHING HAPPENED. STARFOX 23 and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

STARFOX 23's Xbox - Apr 29 2013

I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about STARFOX 23 in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering... | permalink

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