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STONE DEVIL's Xbox - Jun 18 2013

I have now endured 18 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

STONE DEVIL's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought STONE DEVIL might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

STONE DEVIL's Xbox - Jun 17 2013

If you would have told me that STONE DEVIL would go 17 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

STONE DEVIL's Xbox - Jun 16 2013

I have come to realize that STONE DEVIL has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

STONE DEVIL's Xbox - Jun 15 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all STONE DEVIL does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

STONE DEVIL's Xbox - Jun 14 2013

I have come to realize that STONE DEVIL has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

STONE DEVIL's Xbox - Jun 13 2013

I swear that after 13 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

STONE DEVIL's Xbox - Jun 12 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how STONE DEVIL digs on that! | permalink

STONE DEVIL's Xbox - Jun 11 2013

Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them. | permalink

STONE DEVIL's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

STONE DEVIL's Xbox - Jun 10 2013

I have a feeling STONE DEVIL went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink

STONE DEVIL's Xbox - Jun 9 2013

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 9 days of wanting infact... | permalink

STONE DEVIL's Xbox - Jun 8 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox STONE DEVIL? Do you? | permalink

STONE DEVIL's Xbox - Jun 7 2013

STONE DEVIL didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

STONE DEVIL's Xbox - Jun 6 2013

I have a feeling STONE DEVIL went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink

STONE DEVIL's Xbox - Jun 5 2013

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since STONE DEVIL never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink

STONE DEVIL's Xbox - Jun 4 2013

If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for STONE DEVIL. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck. | permalink

STONE DEVIL's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: STONE DEVIL only played one day last week, but if I had to chose between none and one next week, one day of gaming is fine by me. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?

So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly. | permalink

STONE DEVIL's Xbox - Jun 3 2013

STONE DEVIL had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself... | permalink

STONE DEVIL's Xbox - Jun 2 2013

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right STONE DEVIL? Back me up! | permalink

STONE DEVIL's Xbox - Jun 1 2013

While STONE DEVIL was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

STONE DEVIL's Xbox - May 31 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink

STONE DEVIL's Xbox - May 30 2013

When you get right down to it, when STONE DEVIL decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 42,161 and always improving! He made some progress on Poker Smash, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think. | permalink