SUBM0NKEY's Xbox - May 17 2013
SUBM0NKEY showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 338,167. Up up and away right? That is a profit of 120 points over last time! He made some progress on Doritos Crash Course 2 adding 1 achievement, Defiance picking up an amazing 6 achievements, Poker Night 2 gaining 1 achievement, Pinball FX2, and then SUBM0NKEY developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
SUBM0NKEY's Xbox - May 16 2013
SUBM0NKEY rocked out with 338,047 points. That is a boost of 175 points over last time! That was enough to cross the 338,000 mark! Good stuff! He played Doritos Crash Course 2, Injustice winning 2 achievements, Defiance acquiring an amazing 8 achievements, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
SUBM0NKEY's Xbox - May 15 2013
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with SUBM0NKEY. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 337,872. That is a boost of 190 points over last time! He made some progress on Monster Burner, Da Vinci Pinball, Dead Island (J) winning an amazing 9 achievements, Brink(J) picking up 1 achievement, Injustice, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can. Also, SUBM0NKEY and I have played 320 days in a row...
I also want to mention that SUBM0NKEY's gamer reputation decreased somehow. I don't know who he ticked off, but that isn't good. I hope it was just a misunderstanding!
SUBM0NKEY's Xbox - May 14 2013
I told SUBM0NKEY 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 337,682 is in our back pocket. That is an increase of 110 points over last time! He made some progress on Da Vinci Pinball gaining 1 achievement, Serious Sam 3: BFE winning an amazing 7 achievements, Bejeweled Live +, Injustice picking up 3 achievements, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
SUBM0NKEY's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: Not two, not five, but SEVEN days of gaming in a row! Last week was as solid as it gets when it comes to SUBM0NKEY throwing down with the games. The gamerscore increase was just insane. I didn't think it would be possible to get 2680 points in such a short span of time but we did. Who knew 119 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...
NEW GAMES! NEW GAMES! NEW GAMES! 7 of them to be exact! Da Vinci Pinball, Doritos Crash Course 2, Monster Burner, Serious Sam 3: BFE, Serious Sam DD XXL, nail'd, and エブリパーティ. I want more! I want more! Also, according to the records, SUBM0NKEY's favorite game last week was Monster Burner. He played it on 4 of the days.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
SUBM0NKEY's Xbox - May 13 2013
My power supply almost exploded! SUBM0NKEY turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 337,572 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. That is an increase of 1,025 points over last time! Another day, another milestone. The 337,000 barrier has fallen! He rallied Injustice acquiring 2 achievements, Serious Sam DD XXL adding an amazing 7 achievements, Kinect Sesame TV gaining an amazing 20 achievements to finish the game, Monster Burner, Brink(J) gaining an amazing 10 achievements, and I thought SUBM0NKEY injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!
SUBM0NKEY's Xbox - May 12 2013
I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but SUBM0NKEY was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 336,547 points. That is an improvement of 635 points over last time! We have now entered the 336,000 GS club! He opened up Ugly Americans, Poker Night 2 finishing 1 achievement, Kinect Sesame TV acquiring an amazing 26 achievements, Serious Sam 3: BFE winning 1 achievement, Doritos Crash Course 2 winning 1 achievement, Monster Burner gaining 3 achievements, Da Vinci Pinball, and SUBM0NKEY won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop.
SUBM0NKEY's Xbox - May 11 2013
SUBM0NKEY was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 335,912 . That is an improvement of 90 points over last time! He rocked out to Doritos Crash Course 2 gaining 3 achievements, Da Vinci Pinball adding 2 achievements, Monster Burner finishing 3 achievements, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory!
SUBM0NKEY's Xbox - May 10 2013
SUBM0NKEY really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 335,822. That is a gain of 90 points over last time! He opened up Battlefield 1943â„¢ winning 5 achievements to finish the game, Monster Burner, Da Vinci Pinball, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
SUBM0NKEY's Xbox - May 9 2013
Like a king on his throne, SUBM0NKEY said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 335,732 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. That is a gain of 265 points over last time! He played Fragger, Da Vinci Pinball acquiring 1 achievement, Doritos Crash Course 2, Poker Night 2 adding 3 achievements, Brink(J) picking up an amazing 12 achievements, エブリパーティ, and then SUBM0NKEY developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
SUBM0NKEY's Xbox - May 8 2013
We played games yesterday... No really... I have proof! SUBM0NKEY might have told you otherwise, but we really did. 335,467 points of total gamerscore means we are teh awes0me! That is an improvement of 70 points over last time! He rocked out to Rockstar Table Tennis, KooZac, Fragger picking up 1 achievement, nail'd picking up 1 achievement, and... hmmm... I forget what else we did...
SUBM0NKEY's Xbox - May 7 2013
I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when SUBM0NKEY hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 335,397. That is a boost of 505 points over last time! Welcome to 335,000!! He made some progress on SCOTT PILGRIM THE GAME adding 4 achievements, Tomb Raider finishing an amazing 9 achievements, Dead Island (J) picking up 5 achievements, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
SUBM0NKEY's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: It is a good one! SUBM0NKEY had seven days of gaming! In a row! I know! Crazy! This wasn't just low-key gaming either... our score bounced 850 freakin' points! Can you believe it? In one week? YES! Getting 41 achievements has that effect.
For the record, we played 2 new games over the last week. They were Dead Island Riptide, and Tron: Evolution. They were all fun... in their own little ways. Also, by my expert calculations, SUBM0NKEY's favorite game last week was Texas Hold'em. He played it on 5 of the days.
So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely.
SUBM0NKEY's Xbox - May 6 2013
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when SUBM0NKEY showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 334,892. That is an improvement of 355 points over last time! He rallied Dead or Alive 5, KooZac, Dead Spaceâ„¢ 3 adding 4 achievements, SCOTT PILGRIM THE GAME acquiring 2 achievements, FAMILY GAME NIGHT 3 acquiring an amazing 13 achievements, and oh... don't tell SUBM0NKEY this, but I have been getting in a little video chat in the off-hours. Booyah!
SUBM0NKEY's Xbox - May 5 2013
Consoles are for playing! I am glad SUBM0NKEY picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 334,537 points. That is a gain of 55 points over last time! He rallied Injustice finishing 2 achievements, Tomb Raider acquiring 3 achievements, Brink(J), and yeah... wow... my processor hurts... Also, SUBM0NKEY and I have played 310 days in a row...
SUBM0NKEY's Xbox - May 4 2013
SUBM0NKEY hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 334,482.That is a boost of 260 points over last time! He played Texas Hold'em acquiring 1 achievement, Kinect Nat Geo TV adding 1 achievement, Akai Katana finishing 1 achievement, and I thought SUBM0NKEY injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!
SUBM0NKEY's Xbox - May 3 2013
SUBM0NKEY brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 334,222 points of gamerscore. Jealous? He rallied Texas Hold'em, Injustice acquiring 4 achievements, Angry Birds, and oh... man was it ever sweet!
SUBM0NKEY's Xbox - May 2 2013
SUBM0NKEY rocked out with 334,222 points. That is a boost of 60 points over last time! He made some progress on Dead Island Riptide winning 3 achievements, and then SUBM0NKEY went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
SUBM0NKEY's Xbox - May 1 2013
I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but SUBM0NKEY was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 334,162 points. That is a gain of 30 points over last time! He played Texas Hold'em, Tron: Evolution adding 3 achievements, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound.
SUBM0NKEY's Xbox - Apr 30 2013
Like a king on his throne, SUBM0NKEY said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 334,132 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. That is an improvement of 90 points over last time! He rocked out to Texas Hold'em, Dead Island gaining 1 achievement, Dead Island Riptide winning 3 achievements, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
SUBM0NKEY's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: Not many Xboxes can claim seven days of gaming in a row. Last week SUBM0NKEY and I can... and we will... and it feels so good! Too bad gamerscore isn't money because with an increase of 1665 points we could make some bank. Yay for 71 achievements! w00t!
NEW GAMES! NEW GAMES! NEW GAMES! 4 of them to be exact! From Dust, Injustice, Poker Night 2, and Quantum Conundrum. I want more! I want more! Also, I think we can all agree that SUBM0NKEY's favorite game last week was KooZac. He played it on 6 of the days.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
SUBM0NKEY's Xbox - Apr 29 2013
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with SUBM0NKEY. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 334,042. That is an improvement of 310 points over last time! That puts us above 334,000 points! He made some progress on Kinect Nat Geo TV gaining an amazing 7 achievements, Gears of War: Judgment, Culdcept SAGA finishing an amazing 8 achievements, KooZac, Dead Island gaining 1 achievement, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software!
SUBM0NKEY's Xbox - Apr 28 2013
Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with SUBM0NKEY. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 333,732. That is a gain of 915 points over last time! Another day, another milestone. The 333,000 barrier has fallen! He made some progress on Injustice acquiring 3 achievements, KooZac, Kinect Sesame TV picking up 4 achievements, Kinect Nat Geo TV picking up an amazing 19 achievements, Dead Island picking up an amazing 10 achievements, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels.
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