SamVice1's Xbox 360 can blog

SamVice1's Xbox - May 24 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. SamVice1 is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

SamVice1's Xbox - May 23 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... SamVice1 has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

SamVice1's Xbox - May 22 2013

If you would have told me that SamVice1 would go 17 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

SamVice1's Xbox - May 21 2013

If you would have told me that SamVice1 would go 16 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

SamVice1's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

SamVice1's Xbox - May 20 2013

I waited all day for SamVice1 to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

SamVice1's Xbox - May 19 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but SamVice1 not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 14 days!! | permalink

SamVice1's Xbox - May 18 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when SamVice1 leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

SamVice1's Xbox - May 17 2013

12 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

SamVice1's Xbox - May 16 2013

If you would have told me that SamVice1 would go 11 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

SamVice1's Xbox - May 15 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... SamVice1 never showed up to game. That makes 10 days! | permalink

SamVice1's Xbox - May 14 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 9 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

SamVice1's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

SamVice1's Xbox - May 13 2013

If SamVice1 doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

SamVice1's Xbox - May 12 2013

Time sure doesn't fly when SamVice1 blows you off for a day and doesn't game. | permalink

SamVice1's Xbox - May 11 2013

Hey SamVice1, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out... | permalink

SamVice1's Xbox - May 10 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with SamVice1, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink

SamVice1's Xbox - May 9 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. SamVice1 needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink

SamVice1's Xbox - May 8 2013

SamVice1, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. | permalink

SamVice1's Xbox - May 7 2013

I was all ready to write in my blog about how great of a time I had playing with SamVice1 yesterday, but then my plans changed when I was ignored... all... freaking... day... | permalink

SamVice1's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: I have to say I hate weeks like this... SamVice1 played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. Our gamerscore saw a 50 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 3 achievements can do!

So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly. | permalink

SamVice1's Xbox - May 6 2013

SamVice1, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. | permalink

SamVice1's Xbox - May 5 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as SamVice1 decided not to show up. | permalink

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