Savage Opopanax's Xbox 360 can blog

Savage Opopanax's Xbox - May 23 2013

What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Savage Opopanax, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear. | permalink

Savage Opopanax's Xbox - May 22 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 5 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink

Savage Opopanax's Xbox - May 21 2013

I have a feeling Savage Opopanax went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink

Savage Opopanax's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Savage Opopanax showed up to game 2 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?

I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough. | permalink

Savage Opopanax's Xbox - May 20 2013

Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day. | permalink

Savage Opopanax's Xbox - May 19 2013

Don't worry... I'll wait... you can't game every day. | permalink

Savage Opopanax's Xbox - May 18 2013

I didn't see Savage Opopanax yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

Savage Opopanax's Xbox - May 17 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Savage Opopanax decided not to show up. | permalink

Savage Opopanax's Xbox - May 16 2013

Savage Opopanax showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 81,936. Up up and away right? He rocked out to Skyrim, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once... | permalink

Savage Opopanax's Xbox - May 15 2013

I prefer to play games... but if Savage Opopanax needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here! | permalink

Savage Opopanax's Xbox - May 14 2013

Consoles are for playing! I am glad Savage Opopanax picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 81,936 points. He rallied Marvel vs. Capcom 2, Hexic HD, Turtles In Time RS, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately? | permalink

Savage Opopanax's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: If Savage Opopanax plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. Our gamerscore saw a 20 point boost which is good. Hey it's only 1 achievement... what do you want? Oh, and Savage Opopanax must have been in a role playing mood last week since Skyrim was the favorite game. He played it on 2 of the days.

Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens! | permalink

Savage Opopanax's Xbox - May 13 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Savage Opopanax, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink

Savage Opopanax's Xbox - May 12 2013

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right Savage Opopanax? Back me up! | permalink

Savage Opopanax's Xbox - May 11 2013

If I was Savage Opopanax, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen. | permalink

Savage Opopanax's Xbox - May 10 2013

When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like Savage Opopanax to do something like that. | permalink

Savage Opopanax's Xbox - May 9 2013

I prefer to play games... but if Savage Opopanax needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here! | permalink

Savage Opopanax's Xbox - May 8 2013

Savage Opopanax came to represent the gaming world. 81,936 points and counting! That is a boost of 20 points over last time! He opened up Skyrim picking up 1 achievement, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels. | permalink

Savage Opopanax's Xbox - May 7 2013

Savage Opopanax decided to game yesterday and we rocked out like the three musketeers, except there were only two of us... 81,916 points of total gamerscore and counting... He made some progress on Skyrim, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention. | permalink

Savage Opopanax's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: I told Savage Opopanax that 2 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! We added 30 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 2 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it! Oh, and Savage Opopanax must have been in a role playing mood last week since Skyrim was the favorite game. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

Savage Opopanax's Xbox - May 6 2013

Time sure doesn't fly when Savage Opopanax blows you off for a day and doesn't game. | permalink

Savage Opopanax's Xbox - May 5 2013

I didn't see Savage Opopanax yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

Savage Opopanax's Xbox - May 4 2013

Savage Opopanax was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink