SaviorB2's Xbox - May 17 2013
I have now endured 30 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
I have now endured 30 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
Where is SaviorB2 at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
If I was a dog, SaviorB2 would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
I have now endured 25 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
SaviorB2... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how SaviorB2 digs on that!
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when SaviorB2 leaves me cold... and alone...
Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow.
Come back to me SaviorB2... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how SaviorB2 digs on that!
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when SaviorB2 leaves me cold... and alone...
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