Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 21 2013
A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
Sgt Dex Grif's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: NOTHING HAPPENED. Sgt Dex Grif and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 20 2013
Sgt Dex Grif... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 19 2013
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 18 2013
I only have one request... If Sgt Dex Grif isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 17 2013
I waited all day for Sgt Dex Grif to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 16 2013
A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 15 2013
Is this thing on? Sgt Dex Grif, where the heck are you?
Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 14 2013
I swear that after 16 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
Sgt Dex Grif's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 13 2013
15 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 12 2013
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Sgt Dex Grif digs on that!
Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 11 2013
A little news flash for Sgt Dex Grif: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 10 2013
A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 9 2013
I only have one request... If Sgt Dex Grif isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 8 2013
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 7 2013
I heard someone tell Sgt Dex Grif to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong.
Sgt Dex Grif's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 6 2013
Sgt Dex Grif didn't play any games yesterday... big loser...
Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 5 2013
Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Sgt Dex Grif, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him.
Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 4 2013
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. Sgt Dex Grif needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 3 2013
Did you see Sgt Dex Grif yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive?
Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 2 2013
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 4 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
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