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Zone: Recreation
United States
Games played: 128
Most played: Oblivion
Member since: May 17 2006

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Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 21 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

Sgt Dex Grif's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: NOTHING HAPPENED. Sgt Dex Grif and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 20 2013

Sgt Dex Grif... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 19 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 18 2013

I only have one request... If Sgt Dex Grif isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 17 2013

I waited all day for Sgt Dex Grif to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 16 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 15 2013

Is this thing on? Sgt Dex Grif, where the heck are you? | permalink

Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 14 2013

I swear that after 16 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

Sgt Dex Grif's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 13 2013

15 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 12 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Sgt Dex Grif digs on that! | permalink

Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 11 2013

A little news flash for Sgt Dex Grif: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 10 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 9 2013

I only have one request... If Sgt Dex Grif isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 8 2013

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink

Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 7 2013

I heard someone tell Sgt Dex Grif to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

Sgt Dex Grif's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 6 2013

Sgt Dex Grif didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 5 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Sgt Dex Grif, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink

Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 4 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. Sgt Dex Grif needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink

Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 3 2013

Did you see Sgt Dex Grif yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive? | permalink

Sgt Dex Grif's Xbox - May 2 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 4 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink

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Total Achievements Unlocked: 4,462
Badge Score: 320
Current streak: 0 days
Longest streak: 25 days
Current score streak: 0 days
Longest score streak: 13 days
Play percentage: 27.88%
Largest achievement gain: 11/2/2007 (36)
Largest gamerscore gain: 9/9/2008 (1,000)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 6/29/2009 (80)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 5/14/2012 (1,340)

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