Shaunosphere's Xbox - Jun 19 2013
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Shaunosphere does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Shaunosphere does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Shaunosphere? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Shaunosphere might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that...
21 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
Where is Shaunosphere at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
I just do not understand why Shaunosphere paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Shaunosphere in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
Hey Shaunosphere, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real.
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Shaunosphere digs on that!
Here I sit broken hearted... Shaunosphere has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Shaunosphere and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week!
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Shaunosphere? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
I waited all day for Shaunosphere to show up... he didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones...
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Shaunosphere not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 12 days!!
A little news flash for Shaunosphere: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me Shaunosphere, feed me!
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 9 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
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My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 7 days of wanting infact...
Oh hey, remember the challenge that Shaunosphere was in? It has come to an end. Guess who the big loser was? Shaunosphere... booo... oh well. we tried... came in at number 7. That's ok though... at least playing against the other 9 gamers was enough incentive to get more points! I like points.
What is with guys and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Shaunosphere, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
I always like to end with a little bit about Shaunosphere and the ongoing gamerscore challenge status. If you want to follow along at home, catch the action here. There are 9 other people rocking out on this thing which keeps it fun. Currently Shaunosphere is holding the number 6 spot in the group... decent. So many achievements... so little time. No, seriously. We only have a day left to win this challenge. Let's go!
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 5 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
Oh and it is time for a gamerscore challenge update... listen up... If you are curious, follow along over here. There are 9 other people involved. I didn't know Shaunosphere even knew that many people. Out of all those people, Shaunosphere is currently parked at number 6. However there are still 2 days left to score achievement glory. Let's get to the top of that challenge board! Go!
I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Shaunosphere? Do you?
And..... guess what? I will reveal the latest gamerscore challenge status to you as a matter of public record. If you want to follow along at home, catch the action here. There are 9 other people involved. I didn't know Shaunosphere even knew that many people. Currently Shaunosphere is hanging on to the number 6 spot. With 3 days to go, anything can still happen though... get on it!
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