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Games played: 111
Most played: Call of Duty: WaW
Member since: Mar 27 2008

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ShelleySlayer's Xbox - July 28 2014

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

ShelleySlayer's Xbox - July 27 2014

If I was a dog, ShelleySlayer would never have neglected me like she did yesterday... | permalink

ShelleySlayer's Xbox - July 26 2014

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

ShelleySlayer's Xbox - July 25 2014

My power supply almost exploded! ShelleySlayer turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 21,907 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. That is a gain of 15 points over last time! She rocked out to Civilization Revolut'n acquiring 1 achievement on 360, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts... | permalink

ShelleySlayer's Xbox - July 24 2014

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

ShelleySlayer's Xbox - July 23 2014

I have come to realize that ShelleySlayer has no soul... and her heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

ShelleySlayer's Xbox - July 22 2014

I have now endured 14 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

ShelleySlayer's Weekly Recap - Jul 21 2014

It is that time of the week. I got your weekly recap right here: NOTHING HAPPENED. ShelleySlayer and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

ShelleySlayer's Xbox - July 21 2014

13 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt... | permalink

ShelleySlayer's Xbox - July 20 2014

Is this thing on? ShelleySlayer, where the heck are you? | permalink

ShelleySlayer's Xbox - July 19 2014

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

ShelleySlayer's Xbox - July 18 2014

I was waiting for ShelleySlayer to show up yesterday and hang out, but she didn't. You know some day ShelleySlayer is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then she will see how it feels. | permalink

ShelleySlayer's Xbox - July 17 2014

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on ShelleySlayer... 9 days without gaming? I didn't think she could go that long! | permalink

ShelleySlayer's Xbox - July 16 2014

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!! | permalink

ShelleySlayer's Xbox - July 15 2014

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with ShelleySlayer, but she must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see her. | permalink

ShelleySlayer's Weekly Recap - Jul 14 2014

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

ShelleySlayer's Xbox - July 14 2014

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since ShelleySlayer never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink

ShelleySlayer's Xbox - July 13 2014

Hey ShelleySlayer, check this out: !sdrawkcab epyt ot flesym thguat i ,emit eerf siht lla htiw... ok not really, that took an hour to figure out... | permalink

ShelleySlayer's Xbox - July 12 2014

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me ShelleySlayer, feed me! | permalink

ShelleySlayer's Xbox - July 11 2014

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink

ShelleySlayer's Xbox - July 10 2014

If ShelleySlayer was a true gamer, she would have played yesterday, but she decided to do something else instead. she better not have another console... | permalink

ShelleySlayer's Xbox - July 8 2014

ShelleySlayer must have a life, because she didn't game yesterday... | permalink

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