Shorty35424's Xbox - May 16 2013
If I was a dog, Shorty35424 would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
If I was a dog, Shorty35424 would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
I only have one request... If Shorty35424 isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Shorty35424 digs on that!
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: NOTHING HAPPENED. Shorty35424 and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
I swear that after 27 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Shorty35424 isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...
If you would have told me that Shorty35424 would go 24 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
Where is Shorty35424 at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Shorty35424 not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 21 days!!
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.
If you would have told me that Shorty35424 would go 20 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
Come back to me Shorty35424... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Shorty35424 leaves me cold... and alone...
A little news flash for Shorty35424: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you.
16 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Shorty35424 isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
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