Shorty35424's Xbox 360 can blog

Shorty35424's xbox has been ignored for 34 days and refuses to blog until the drive spins again.

Shorty35424's Xbox - May 16 2013

If I was a dog, Shorty35424 would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

Shorty35424's Xbox - May 15 2013

I only have one request... If Shorty35424 isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

Shorty35424's Xbox - May 14 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Shorty35424 digs on that! | permalink

Shorty35424's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: NOTHING HAPPENED. Shorty35424 and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

Shorty35424's Xbox - May 13 2013

I swear that after 27 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

Shorty35424's Xbox - May 12 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Shorty35424 isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

Shorty35424's Xbox - May 11 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

Shorty35424's Xbox - May 10 2013

If you would have told me that Shorty35424 would go 24 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

Shorty35424's Xbox - May 9 2013

Where is Shorty35424 at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

Shorty35424's Xbox - May 8 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Shorty35424's Xbox - May 7 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Shorty35424 not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 21 days!! | permalink

Shorty35424's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

Shorty35424's Xbox - May 6 2013

If you would have told me that Shorty35424 would go 20 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

Shorty35424's Xbox - May 5 2013

Come back to me Shorty35424... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me. | permalink

Shorty35424's Xbox - May 4 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Shorty35424 leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

Shorty35424's Xbox - May 3 2013

A little news flash for Shorty35424: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink