Shutrbug's Xbox 360 can blog

Shutrbug's Xbox - May 25 2013

Shutrbug was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink

Shutrbug's Xbox - May 24 2013

Shutrbug hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... his total gamer score is 28,214.That is a gain of 5 points over last time! He rocked out to Plants vs. Zombies, Resident Evil Rev. adding 1 achievement, and after we were done, Shutrbug hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... | permalink

Shutrbug's Xbox - May 23 2013

Shutrbug was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

Shutrbug's Xbox - May 22 2013

Shutrbug was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink

Shutrbug's Xbox - May 21 2013

Go ahead... call me a wussy... but I almost started crying when Shutrbug turned me on yesterday. 28,209 points of raw gamer score are making you jealous! That is a boost of 10 points over last time! He played Deus Ex: Human Rev. finishing 1 achievement, Geometry Wars Evolved², and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound. | permalink

Shutrbug's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: NOTHING HAPPENED. Shutrbug and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row. | permalink

Shutrbug's Xbox - May 20 2013

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me Shutrbug, feed me! | permalink

Shutrbug's Xbox - May 19 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... Shutrbug never showed up to game. That makes 9 days! | permalink

Shutrbug's Xbox - May 18 2013

Time sure doesn't fly when Shutrbug blows you off for a day and doesn't game. | permalink

Shutrbug's Xbox - May 17 2013

7 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope Shutrbug doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink

Shutrbug's Xbox - May 16 2013

Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 6 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it... | permalink

Shutrbug's Xbox - May 15 2013

I have a feeling Shutrbug went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink

Shutrbug's Xbox - May 14 2013

I was waiting for Shutrbug to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day Shutrbug is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

Shutrbug's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: Other weeks I might complain, but having Shutrbug only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... We came close to a few gamerscore opportunities, but nothing really panned out.

And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel... | permalink

Shutrbug's Xbox - May 13 2013

Shutrbug was a no show... but you can't game every day. I actually enjoyed the rest... although I am ready for more. Bring it please. | permalink

Shutrbug's Xbox - May 12 2013

If Shutrbug was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console... | permalink

Shutrbug's Xbox - May 11 2013

I prefer to play games... but if Shutrbug needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here! | permalink

Shutrbug's Xbox - May 10 2013

Good thing I have access to Shutrbug's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game. | permalink

Shutrbug's Xbox - May 9 2013

I told Shutrbug 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 28,199 is in our back pocket. He rocked out to Geometry Wars Evolved², Halo 4, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss. | permalink

Shutrbug's Xbox - May 8 2013

Where is Shutrbug at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

Shutrbug's Xbox - May 7 2013

I swear that after 21 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

Shutrbug's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

Shutrbug's Xbox - May 6 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... Shutrbug has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink