I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when Sicklele decided to game. Our score is 66,533 and always improving! That is a gain of 105 points over last time! He made some progress on The Amazing Spider-Man acquiring 5 achievements, Resident Evil Rev. finishing 2 achievements, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels.
I heard someone tell Sicklele to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 66,428 points. That is an increase of 20 points over last time! He rocked out to The Amazing Spider-Man, and then Sicklele developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
I was looking back through my notes and according to Sicklele, we played some games yesterday... but that is just craziness. Sure our score is now 66408 which is a gain of 200 points, but I can't tell you from what. Maybe next time I will remember.
If Sicklele doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
Good thing I have access to Sicklele's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game.
Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: Sicklele only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 40 points so I am happy. Yay for 2 achievements! w00t!
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Sicklele did not do their part today and play a game or two.
If I was Sicklele, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen.
Yesterday was one of those times Sicklele mistook the TV remote for the controller. I mean, come on! They don't even look REMOTELY alike! HA! Ok sorry...
I love to game, you love to game, Sicklele loves to game, we all love to game! 66,208 points FTW!!! That is a gain of 40 points over last time! He opened up Assassin's Creed® III acquiring 2 achievements, FIFA 13, and after that, called it a day.
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Sicklele does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Sicklele isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: NOTHING HAPPENED. Sicklele and I did not play a single day last week. Sure people get busy, but not people with an Xbox 360... at least not seven days in a row.
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
Here I sit broken hearted... Sicklele has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Sicklele isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait...
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Sicklele does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
I just do not understand why Sicklele paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value.
Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!!
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Sicklele digs on that!
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
Sicklele doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT!
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Sicklele in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
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FIFA 10
PES 2009
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AC Brotherhood
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Assassin's Creed II
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