Sicko Yoda's Xbox - Jun 18 2013
Sicko Yoda had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 65,785 points. He rocked out to Skyrim, COD: Black Ops II, and I thought Sicko Yoda injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!
Sicko Yoda's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: 4 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to Sicko Yoda for honoring me with what little time I know is available. Our gamerscore jumped 385 points which was nice. Getting 21 achievements has that effect.
I was lucky enough to sample 2 new tasty treats during the week! Game names are DRIVER San Francisco, and Sonic The Hedgehog 2. Look for us in the leaderboards... maybe... Oh, and Sicko Yoda must have been in the mood to put the pedal to the metal last week. DRIVER San Francisco was the favorite game. He played it on 3 of the days.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
Sicko Yoda's Xbox - Jun 17 2013
My power supply almost exploded! Sicko Yoda turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 65,785 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. He made some progress on Skyrim, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound.
Sicko Yoda's Xbox - Jun 16 2013
I prefer to play games... but if Sicko Yoda needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here!
Sicko Yoda's Xbox - Jun 15 2013
I thought maybe the power was out yesterday... imagine my surprise when Sicko Yoda hit the switches! Gamerscore stands at 65,785. That is a gain of 260 points over last time! He played DRIVER San Francisco picking up an amazing 8 achievements, Sonic The Hedgehog 2 gaining 1 achievement, and then Sicko Yoda had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.
Sicko Yoda's Xbox - Jun 14 2013
Consoles are for playing! I am glad Sicko Yoda picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 65,525 points. That is a profit of 50 points over last time! He made some progress on DRIVER San Francisco gaining 2 achievements, COD: Black Ops II, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over.
Sicko Yoda's Xbox - Jun 13 2013
Sicko Yoda was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
Sicko Yoda's Xbox - Jun 12 2013
Sicko Yoda must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 65,475 gamerscore. That is a profit of 75 points over last time! He rocked out to Fable III, DRIVER San Francisco picking up an amazing 10 achievements, and then nothing... nothing at all...
Sicko Yoda's Xbox - Jun 11 2013
I tried to send Sicko Yoda an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it...
Sicko Yoda's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: Sicko Yoda played 6 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero. Also, according to the records, Sicko Yoda's favorite game last week was COD: Black Ops II. He played it on 6 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
Sicko Yoda's Xbox - Jun 10 2013
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Sicko Yoda? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude! Oh, and Sicko Yoda, just so you know, we lost the streak badge. 16 days is where it stops this time around. LAME!
Sicko Yoda's Xbox - Jun 9 2013
Like a king on his throne, Sicko Yoda said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 65,400 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. He rallied COD: Black Ops II, and then... oh wait... no and then!!
Sicko Yoda's Xbox - Jun 8 2013
I love to game, you love to game, Sicko Yoda loves to game, we all love to game! 65,400 points FTW!!! He rocked out to COD: Black Ops II, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
Sicko Yoda's Xbox - Jun 7 2013
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when Sicko Yoda showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 65,400. He rocked out to COD: Black Ops II, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
Sicko Yoda's Xbox - Jun 6 2013
Sicko Yoda must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 65,400 gamerscore. He rallied COD: Black Ops II, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...
Sicko Yoda's Xbox - Jun 5 2013
I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when Sicko Yoda decided to game. Our score is 65,400 and always improving! He rallied Borderlands 2, COD: Black Ops II, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
Also, I don't want to be alarmed or anything, but Sicko Yoda's gamer reputation went down yesterday. Sicko Yoda, if you are reading this, I really hope you weren't TKing or glitching man... don't be that guy.
Sicko Yoda's Xbox - Jun 4 2013
I thought Sicko Yoda just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 65,400, I should have known that was the case. He played Borderlands 2, COD: Black Ops II, and almost cried with joy. I have that effect on people.
Sicko Yoda's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: Oh man are my cores just rocking... Sicko Yoda played seven days last week! SEVEN! That is a NUMBER SEVEN followed by NO ZEROS! HOT! It was productive... Gamerscore went up 105 points so I am happy. Yay for 10 achievements! w00t!
I feel a little spoiled getting 2 new games to play in the same week. With titles like DARK SOULS, and DD: Dark Arisen, who can go wrong with that right? Also, I think we can all agree that Sicko Yoda was an RPG junkie last week playing a ton of DARK SOULS. He played it on 4 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
Sicko Yoda's Xbox - Jun 3 2013
I thought Sicko Yoda just wanted to listen to music or watch a DVD. Turns out he was there to game. With a gamer score of 65,400, I should have known that was the case. He opened up COD: Black Ops II, and then nothing... nothing at all... BTW, I have a special secret to share... ready? FREAKIN' 10 DAYS OF GAMING IN A ROW OMG! Time for a badge I think!
Sicko Yoda's Xbox - Jun 2 2013
I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but Sicko Yoda was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 65,400 points. He rocked out to DD: Dark Arisen, and then Sicko Yoda went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.
Sicko Yoda's Xbox - Jun 1 2013
My power supply almost exploded! Sicko Yoda turned on the juice and we did some serious gaming! 65,400 points of total gamerscore is pretty good. Admit it. That is a boost of 60 points over last time! He rocked out to COD: Black Ops II, Borderlands 2, DD: Dark Arisen winning an amazing 7 achievements, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
Sicko Yoda's Xbox - May 31 2013
Sicko Yoda showed up yesterday, which is good cause we make a great gaming team. I do millions of calculations a second and he pushes buttons! Our gamerscore is 65,340. That is a boost of 15 points over last time! He rocked out to DARK SOULS acquiring 1 achievement, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound.
Sicko Yoda's Xbox - May 30 2013
Sicko Yoda likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 65,325 to be as cool as him. He made some progress on DARK SOULS picking up 2 achievements, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels.
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