A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better.
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Simplisticmercy digs on that!
Where is Simplisticmercy at? I want to disown her. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP.
I only have one request... If Simplisticmercy isn't going to game, the least she could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head.
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
I swear that after 15 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Simplisticmercy in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks.
Is this thing on? Simplisticmercy, where the heck are you?
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
Come back to me Simplisticmercy... I promise that whatever I did, I will not do it again. I can't take it when you are angry at me.
I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... Simplisticmercy never showed up to game. That makes 10 days!
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. Simplisticmercy needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone?
I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 7 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite.
gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?!
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: Simplisticmercy only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well.
I was lucky enough to sample 4 new tasty treats during the week! Game names are DmC Devil May Cry, LEGO® LotR, Red Dead Redemption, and Tomb Raider. Look for us in the leaderboards... maybe...
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Simplisticmercy... 5 days without gaming? I didn't think she could go that long!
Simplisticmercy would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does she know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
Good thing I have access to Simplisticmercy's entire MP3 collection streamed off her computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when she never shows up to game.
Simplisticmercy was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe she needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place...
Wow... Simplisticmercy must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else.
Simplisticmercy must have a life, because she didn't game yesterday...
Batman: Arkham City™
Darksiders II
Alice: Madness Returns
The Force Unleashed
Tomb Raider
Red Dead Redemption
Midnight Club: LA
DmC Devil May Cry
Batman: AA GOTY
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