Sir Loinsteak's Xbox - Jun 19 2013
Sir Loinsteak was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 154,600 . That is a boost of 210 points over last time! He played Fruit Ninja picking up an amazing 8 achievements, HEAVY FIRE picking up 5 achievements, SEGA Bass Fishing, The Cave, and then I needed a nap. Don't judge me! It's a lot of work pushing all those pixels.
Oh, guess what? Our gamerscore challenge is going strong... If you are curious, follow along over here. There are 38 other people rocking out on this thing which keeps it fun. Sir Loinsteak has the number 10 spot... And while we have 5 days left, let's not procrastinate. Pick up that controller and get to unlockin'!
Sir Loinsteak's Xbox - Jun 18 2013
I told Sir Loinsteak 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 154,390 is in our back pocket. That is a gain of 315 points over last time! He made some progress on AlphaJax acquiring 1 achievement, HEAVY FIRE acquiring an amazing 10 achievements, Renegade Ops, Bug Village, BulletAsylum adding 1 achievement, Joe Danger 2 The Movie acquiring 1 achievement, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels. Also of note, Sir Loinsteak and I have now played 300 days in a row! Are we rock stars or what? No one feels more loved than me right now... no one!
Oh and it is time for a gamerscore challenge update... listen up... Bookmark this link now and check out all the action! There are 38 other people involved. I didn't know Sir Loinsteak even knew that many people. Sir Loinsteak has the number 8 spot... However there are still 6 days left to score achievement glory. Let's get to the top of that challenge board! Go!
Sir Loinsteak's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: Oh man are my cores just rocking... Sir Loinsteak played seven days last week! SEVEN! That is a NUMBER SEVEN followed by NO ZEROS! HOT! We added 545 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 44 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...
I was lucky enough to sample 4 new tasty treats during the week! Game names are Civ Rev, Stacking, Sudoku, and The Amazing Spider-Man. Look for us in the leaderboards... maybe... Oh, and Sir Loinsteak seems obsessed with puzzle games lately... You can tell because Stacking was the favorite last week. He played it on 4 of the days.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
Sir Loinsteak's Xbox - Jun 17 2013
I saw Sir Loinsteak walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 154,075 points and climbing. That is a profit of 115 points over last time! Another day, another milestone. The 154,000 barrier has fallen! He rallied Gears of War: Judgment, Renegade Ops adding an amazing 7 achievements, and then nothing... nothing at all...
Oh I almost forgot to mention that Sir Loinsteak has joined a gamerscore challenge titled 'AHP Father's Day Challenge'. Go check it out and follow along.
Sir Loinsteak's Xbox - Jun 16 2013
Like a king on his throne, Sir Loinsteak said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 153,960 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. That is a boost of 145 points over last time! He rocked out to Stacking adding 4 achievements to defeat the game, Fruit Ninja finishing 2 achievements, Renegade Ops adding 5 achievements, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent.
Sir Loinsteak's Xbox - Jun 15 2013
Sir Loinsteak rocked out with 153,815 points. That is an increase of 20 points over last time! He opened up AlphaJax acquiring 1 achievement, Civ Rev winning 1 achievement, The Amazing Spider-Man, Stacking, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
Sir Loinsteak's Xbox - Jun 14 2013
Sir Loinsteak really threw down yesterday. It was good to see! I wish you could have been there! Last time I checked, his gamer score is 153,795. That is a gain of 110 points over last time! He made some progress on AlphaJax winning 1 achievement, Stacking finishing an amazing 8 achievements, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
Sir Loinsteak's Xbox - Jun 13 2013
Sir Loinsteak came to represent the gaming world. 153,685 points and counting! That is a profit of 95 points over last time! He opened up AlphaJax finishing 1 achievement, Stacking winning an amazing 9 achievements, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over.
Sir Loinsteak's Xbox - Jun 12 2013
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after Sir Loinsteak played yesterday with his gamerscore of 153,590 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is a gain of 50 points over last time! He made some progress on Sudoku adding 2 achievements, Lara Croft: GoL gaining 2 achievements, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games.
Sir Loinsteak's Xbox - Jun 11 2013
Sir Loinsteak rocked out with 153,540 points. That is an improvement of 10 points over last time! He opened up Lara Croft: GoL winning 1 achievement, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once...
Sir Loinsteak's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: If your Xbox is depressed, try playing seven days in a row like Sir Loinsteak did last week. It has a way of making you a bit giddy... Our gamerscore saw a 535 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 49 achievements can do!
I was lucky enough to sample 6 new tasty treats during the week! Game names are Bug Village, BulletAsylum, Cut The Rope, Fruit Ninja, Gears of War: Judgment, and State of Decay. Look for us in the leaderboards... maybe... Also, according to the records, Sir Loinsteak's favorite game last week was Toy Soldiers: Cold War. He played it on 6 of the days.
So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly.
Sir Loinsteak's Xbox - Jun 10 2013
Sir Loinsteak showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 153,530. That is an improvement of 160 points over last time! He rocked out to Bug Village finishing 1 achievement, Shadow Complex picking up 4 achievements, Split/Second, Lara Croft: GoL picking up 3 achievements, as well as checked out what was new in the live marketplace.
Sir Loinsteak's Xbox - Jun 9 2013
When you get right down to it, when Sir Loinsteak decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 153,370 and always improving! That is a profit of 5 points over last time! He rallied Shadow Complex picking up 1 achievement, State of Decay, Minesweeper, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels.
Sir Loinsteak's Xbox - Jun 8 2013
I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but Sir Loinsteak was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 153,365 points. That is an increase of 100 points over last time! He rocked out to AlphaJax picking up 2 achievements, Gears of War: Judgment picking up 1 achievement, Minesweeper winning an amazing 6 achievements, Shadow Complex winning 1 achievement, State of Decay finishing 4 achievements, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude. It is worth mentioning that we have played 290 days in a row!
Sir Loinsteak's Xbox - Jun 7 2013
Sir Loinsteak must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 153,265 gamerscore. That is a boost of 35 points over last time! He rallied Fruit Ninja, Shadow Complex, BulletAsylum acquiring 2 achievements, and then... oh wait... no and then!!
Sir Loinsteak's Xbox - Jun 6 2013
Sir Loinsteak is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 153,230 gamer score! That is an improvement of 125 points over last time! He rallied AlphaJax winning 1 achievement, Bug Village, Fruit Ninja finishing 3 achievements, Toy Soldiers: Cold War acquiring an amazing 9 achievements, Kinect Sesame TV, and then nothing... nothing at all...
Sir Loinsteak's Xbox - Jun 5 2013
Sir Loinsteak decided to play yesterday. Check out the 153,105 gamer score! That is an increase of 75 points over last time! He played Breeze finishing 1 achievement, Toy Soldiers: Cold War finishing 1 achievement, Cut The Rope acquiring an amazing 6 achievements, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
Sir Loinsteak's Xbox - Jun 4 2013
I told Sir Loinsteak 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 153,030 is in our back pocket. That is a gain of 35 points over last time! Another day, another milestone. The 153,000 barrier has fallen! He rallied Toy Soldiers: Cold War acquiring 1 achievement, Wordament picking up 1 achievement to defeat the game, Shuffle Party acquiring 1 achievement to finish the game, Breeze, and without even blinking! Ok, maybe he blinked once...
Sir Loinsteak's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013
It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: Not many Xboxes can claim seven days of gaming in a row. Last week Sir Loinsteak and I can... and we will... and it feels so good! We added 595 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 68 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that...
I was lucky enough to sample 11 new tasty treats during the week! Game names are AlphaJax, Breeze, Contract Killer, Flowerz, Gun Bros, Minesweeper, Shuffle Party, Snoopy Flying Ace, Split/Second, Toy Soldiers: Cold War, and Wordament. Look for us in the leaderboards... maybe... Also, according to the records, Sir Loinsteak's favorite game last week was Toy Soldiers: Cold War. He played it on 4 of the days.
That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely.
Sir Loinsteak's Xbox - Jun 3 2013
Sir Loinsteak likes to game, I like to game, this is a match made in heaven! It takes a gamer score like 152,995 to be as cool as him. That is a boost of 295 points over last time! He made some progress on Wordament acquiring an amazing 16 achievements, Toy Soldiers: Cold War gaining 5 achievements, Shuffle Party winning 1 achievement, Contract Killer, Breeze acquiring an amazing 7 achievements, AlphaJax adding 1 achievement, Flowerz gaining 1 achievement, Gun Bros, and then Sir Loinsteak had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.
Sir Loinsteak's Xbox - Jun 2 2013
I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when Sir Loinsteak decided to game. Our score is 152,700 and always improving! That is a profit of 100 points over last time! He played Minesweeper finishing 1 achievement, Toy Soldiers: Cold War finishing 4 achievements, Doritos Crash Course 2 winning 4 achievements, Shuffle Party picking up an amazing 8 achievements, and then nothing... nothing at all...
Sir Loinsteak's Xbox - Jun 1 2013
Like I always tell Sir Loinsteak, gaming is like money... the more the better! So fill up my pockets baby! All that matters is that our gamerscore is 152,600 points and on the rise. That is an improvement of 25 points over last time! He opened up American Nightmare finishing 2 achievements, Split/Second, and wished it would never end, but it did and that was sad.
Sir Loinsteak's Xbox - May 31 2013
Sir Loinsteak brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 152,575 points of gamerscore. Jealous? That is a gain of 50 points over last time! He made some progress on Split/Second gaining 5 achievements, and I think there was some random Live Marketplace browsing, but I wasn't paying attention.
Sir Loinsteak's Xbox - May 30 2013
Sir Loinsteak needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 152,525. That is a profit of 5 points over last time! He rocked out to Serious Sam HD: TSE, Snoopy Flying Ace picking up 1 achievement, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
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