SirJohnFalstaff's Xbox 360 can blog

SirJohnFalstaff's Xbox - May 22 2013

A little news flash for SirJohnFalstaff: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

SirJohnFalstaff's Xbox - May 21 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how SirJohnFalstaff digs on that! | permalink

SirJohnFalstaff's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world SirJohnFalstaff and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

SirJohnFalstaff's Xbox - May 20 2013

If you would have told me that SirJohnFalstaff would go 16 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

SirJohnFalstaff's Xbox - May 19 2013

I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off. | permalink

SirJohnFalstaff's Xbox - May 18 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

SirJohnFalstaff's Xbox - May 17 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

SirJohnFalstaff's Xbox - May 16 2013

I have now endured 12 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

SirJohnFalstaff's Xbox - May 15 2013

Is this thing on? SirJohnFalstaff, where the heck are you? | permalink

SirJohnFalstaff's Xbox - May 14 2013

SirJohnFalstaff would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

SirJohnFalstaff's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool. | permalink

SirJohnFalstaff's Xbox - May 13 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox SirJohnFalstaff? Do you? | permalink

SirJohnFalstaff's Xbox - May 12 2013

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink

SirJohnFalstaff's Xbox - May 11 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet SirJohnFalstaff is thinking the same thing... he has to be! | permalink

SirJohnFalstaff's Xbox - May 10 2013

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 6 days of wanting infact... | permalink

SirJohnFalstaff's Xbox - May 9 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with SirJohnFalstaff, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink

SirJohnFalstaff's Xbox - May 8 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 4 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

SirJohnFalstaff's Xbox - May 7 2013

Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow SirJohnFalstaff? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude! | permalink

SirJohnFalstaff's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: SirJohnFalstaff played 3 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. Our gamerscore jumped 35 points which was nice. Getting 5 achievements has that effect.

I told SirJohnFalstaff to try a new game: Max Payne 3. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, according to the records, SirJohnFalstaff's favorite game last week was Assassin's Creed® III. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

SirJohnFalstaff's Xbox - May 6 2013

I prefer to play games... but if SirJohnFalstaff needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here! | permalink

SirJohnFalstaff's Xbox - May 5 2013

I was sort of hoping to game... but eh... no big deal. Whatever... maybe tomorrow right SirJohnFalstaff? Back me up! | permalink

SirJohnFalstaff's Xbox - May 4 2013

I prefer to play games... but if SirJohnFalstaff needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here! | permalink

SirJohnFalstaff's Xbox - May 3 2013

SirJohnFalstaff was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 89,845 . He made some progress on Max Payne 3 winning 1 achievement, and before I even realized it, he was finished and I was sad. | permalink

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