SketchyBrown's Xbox 360 can blog

SketchyBrown's Xbox - May 23 2013

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since SketchyBrown never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink

SketchyBrown's Xbox - May 22 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 9 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

SketchyBrown's Xbox - May 21 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on SketchyBrown... 8 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink

SketchyBrown's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

SketchyBrown's Xbox - May 20 2013

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink

SketchyBrown's Xbox - May 19 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 6 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

SketchyBrown's Xbox - May 18 2013

I heard someone tell SketchyBrown to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

SketchyBrown's Xbox - May 17 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what SketchyBrown is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

SketchyBrown's Xbox - May 16 2013

SketchyBrown didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side. | permalink

SketchyBrown's Xbox - May 15 2013

SketchyBrown was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

SketchyBrown's Xbox - May 14 2013

SketchyBrown was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

SketchyBrown's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: If SketchyBrown plays 6 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. We added 410 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 19 achievements were worth it I guess!

I was feeling a little bored last week and told SketchyBrown to try a new game: Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon. It wasn't as cool as I thought it would be. Oh, and I want to mention that SketchyBrown's favorite game last week was an RPG... The Witcher 2 in fact... He played it on 3 of the days.

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely. | permalink

SketchyBrown's Xbox - May 13 2013

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things...Our streak is dead. I know playing 12 days in a row didn't mean much to SketchyBrown, but it meant a lot to me. | permalink

SketchyBrown's Xbox - May 12 2013

SketchyBrown is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 27,640. Not too shabby! He made some progress on Far Cry® 3, and did it while marvelling at the framerates and stellar particle effects. | permalink

SketchyBrown's Xbox - May 11 2013

SketchyBrown is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 27,640 gamer score! He opened up Far Cry® 3, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over. | permalink

SketchyBrown's Xbox - May 10 2013

When SketchyBrown was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 27,640. That is a gain of 285 points over last time! He played Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon finishing an amazing 13 achievements, and then SketchyBrown went to get some food. I told him to bring me back something but I got seriously dissed.

Hmmm... I just realized... SketchyBrown must not have anything major going on in his life right now because we have gamed 10 days in a row! Can you believe it? If I understand the rules, I think we are getting a streak badge... | permalink

SketchyBrown's Xbox - May 9 2013

I saw SketchyBrown walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 27,355 points and climbing. That is an increase of 80 points over last time! He made some progress on Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon adding 4 achievements, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately? | permalink

SketchyBrown's Xbox - May 8 2013

When you get right down to it, when SketchyBrown decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 27,275 and always improving! He rocked out to Rayman Origins, and then he started getting all these friend requests because of high awesomeness levels. | permalink

SketchyBrown's Xbox - May 7 2013

SketchyBrown came to represent the gaming world. 27,275 points and counting! That is a gain of 45 points over last time! He rocked out to The Witcher 2 adding 2 achievements, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck? | permalink

SketchyBrown's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: I told SketchyBrown that 6 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! It was productive... Gamerscore went up 45 points so I am happy. Yay for 3 achievements! w00t! Oh, and SketchyBrown seems obsessed with role playing games lately... You can tell because The Witcher 2 was the favorite last week. He played it on 6 of the days.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

SketchyBrown's Xbox - May 6 2013

Yesterday was a triumph! I'm making a note here: HUGE SUCCESS. It's hard to overstate my satisfaction with SketchyBrown. Data indicates that gamerscore stands at an always improving 27,230. That is a boost of 30 points over last time! He played The Witcher 2 acquiring 2 achievements, and after we were done, SketchyBrown hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... | permalink

SketchyBrown's Xbox - May 5 2013

There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after SketchyBrown played yesterday with his gamerscore of 27,200 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is an increase of 15 points over last time! He rocked out to The Witcher 2 gaining 1 achievement, and did it while drooling over my awesome graphics and sound. | permalink

SketchyBrown's Xbox - May 4 2013

SketchyBrown needed a friend like me yesterday... I could see it in his eyes. I am there for you brother. Remember that. Gamer score is 27,185. He made some progress on The Witcher 2, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts... | permalink

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