SlimyPL's Xbox 360 can blog

SlimyPL's Xbox - May 21 2013

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!! | permalink

SlimyPL's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

SlimyPL's Xbox - May 20 2013

Did you see SlimyPL yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive? | permalink

SlimyPL's Xbox - May 19 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 7 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink

SlimyPL's Xbox - May 18 2013

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SlimyPL's Xbox - May 17 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 5 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink

SlimyPL's Xbox - May 16 2013

It has been 4 days and I have had plenty of time to 'find myself'. The only thing I've gotten out of that though is I'm finding myself bored. If any of your faithful readers see SlimyPL out there walking around, send him my way please? Thanks... | permalink

SlimyPL's Xbox - May 15 2013

I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when SlimyPL said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie. | permalink

SlimyPL's Xbox - May 14 2013

I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when SlimyPL said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie. | permalink

SlimyPL's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: SlimyPL only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

SlimyPL's Xbox - May 13 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

SlimyPL's Xbox - May 12 2013

While SlimyPL was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

SlimyPL's Xbox - May 11 2013

SlimyPL seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 14,955 . He played Battlefield 3, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped. | permalink

SlimyPL's Xbox - May 10 2013

Wow... SlimyPL must have some kids or pets or dragons or something thrashing around the house... I heard lots of noise, but didn't see any gaming. That's alright, animals and people first, game consoles always second... I don't expect much else. | permalink

SlimyPL's Xbox - May 9 2013

SlimyPL must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday... | permalink

SlimyPL's Xbox - May 8 2013

SlimyPL, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. | permalink

SlimyPL's Xbox - May 7 2013

Good thing I have access to SlimyPL's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game. | permalink

SlimyPL's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: I told SlimyPL that 2 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well. Also, I think SlimyPL's favorite game last week was Battlefield 3. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

SlimyPL's Xbox - May 6 2013

I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but SlimyPL was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 14,955 points. He opened up Battlefield 3, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games. | permalink

SlimyPL's Xbox - May 5 2013

Well, I didn't get to game yesterday... I hope this doesn't become some sort of trend... that would be on the lame side of things... | permalink

SlimyPL's Xbox - May 4 2013

SlimyPL's Xbox - May 3 2013

Yesterday, SlimyPL decided to spend his time elsewhere... machines don't feel lonely... really we don't... | permalink

SlimyPL's Xbox - May 2 2013

SlimyPL is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 14,955? He made some progress on Battlefield 3, and oh... don't tell SlimyPL this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA! | permalink