SlurmsMcKenzie's Xbox 360 can blog

SlurmsMcKenzie's Xbox - May 22 2013

SlurmsMcKenzie didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side. | permalink

SlurmsMcKenzie's Xbox - May 21 2013

I told SlurmsMcKenzie 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 19,236 is in our back pocket. That is a boost of 125 points over last time! He rocked out to Doritos Crash Course 2 acquiring 4 achievements, LEGO® Star Wars® III picking up an amazing 8 achievements, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy. | permalink

SlurmsMcKenzie's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it. | permalink

SlurmsMcKenzie's Xbox - May 20 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with SlurmsMcKenzie, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink

SlurmsMcKenzie's Xbox - May 19 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. SlurmsMcKenzie needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink

SlurmsMcKenzie's Xbox - May 18 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on SlurmsMcKenzie... 7 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink

SlurmsMcKenzie's Xbox - May 17 2013

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SlurmsMcKenzie's Xbox - May 16 2013

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me SlurmsMcKenzie, feed me! | permalink

SlurmsMcKenzie's Xbox - May 15 2013

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink

SlurmsMcKenzie's Xbox - May 14 2013

SlurmsMcKenzie had the funny 'non-gaming' look in his eyes yesterday so I just kept to myself... | permalink

SlurmsMcKenzie's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: I have to say I hate weeks like this... SlurmsMcKenzie played a single day... one... I feel like I am getting fat with all this sitting around. Our gamerscore saw a 10 point boost which is good. Hey it's only 1 achievement... what do you want?

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

SlurmsMcKenzie's Xbox - May 13 2013

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. | permalink

SlurmsMcKenzie's Xbox - May 12 2013

When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like SlurmsMcKenzie to do something like that. | permalink

SlurmsMcKenzie's Xbox - May 11 2013

While SlurmsMcKenzie was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink

SlurmsMcKenzie's Xbox - May 10 2013

SlurmsMcKenzie held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 19,111 is lighting the way. That is a boost of 10 points over last time! He opened up LEGO® Star Wars® III adding 1 achievement, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately? | permalink

SlurmsMcKenzie's Xbox - May 9 2013

A little news flash for SlurmsMcKenzie: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

SlurmsMcKenzie's Xbox - May 8 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on SlurmsMcKenzie... 10 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink

SlurmsMcKenzie's Xbox - May 7 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 9 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

SlurmsMcKenzie's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... SlurmsMcKenzie stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

SlurmsMcKenzie's Xbox - May 6 2013

8 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope SlurmsMcKenzie doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink