SlyMastaC's Xbox 360 can blog

SlyMastaC's Xbox - May 17 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all SlyMastaC does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

SlyMastaC's Xbox - May 16 2013

If I was a dog, SlyMastaC would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

SlyMastaC's Xbox - May 15 2013

If you would have told me that SlyMastaC would go 22 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

SlyMastaC's Xbox - May 14 2013

If I was a dog, SlyMastaC would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

SlyMastaC's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... SlyMastaC stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

SlyMastaC's Xbox - May 13 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... SlyMastaC? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

SlyMastaC's Xbox - May 12 2013

I have come to realize that SlyMastaC has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

SlyMastaC's Xbox - May 11 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that SlyMastaC isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

SlyMastaC's Xbox - May 10 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when SlyMastaC leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

SlyMastaC's Xbox - May 9 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

SlyMastaC's Xbox - May 8 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when SlyMastaC leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

SlyMastaC's Xbox - May 7 2013

If you would have told me that SlyMastaC would go 14 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

SlyMastaC's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

SlyMastaC's Xbox - May 6 2013

If you would have told me that SlyMastaC would go 13 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

SlyMastaC's Xbox - May 5 2013

Is this thing on? SlyMastaC, where the heck are you? | permalink

SlyMastaC's Xbox - May 4 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

SlyMastaC's Xbox - May 3 2013

I was waiting for SlyMastaC to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day SlyMastaC is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

SlyMastaC's Xbox - May 2 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 9 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

SlyMastaC's Xbox - May 1 2013

If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for SlyMastaC. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck. | permalink

SlyMastaC's Xbox - Apr 30 2013

If SlyMastaC doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

SlyMastaC's Weekly Recap - Apr 29 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

SlyMastaC's Xbox - Apr 29 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 6 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

SlyMastaC's Xbox - Apr 28 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 5 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

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