Sn0w Shepherd's Xbox 360 can blog

Sn0w Shepherd's Xbox - May 25 2013

I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Sn0w Shepherd not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 25 days!! | permalink

Sn0w Shepherd's Xbox - May 24 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Sn0w Shepherd isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

Sn0w Shepherd's Xbox - May 23 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

Sn0w Shepherd's Xbox - May 22 2013

If I was a dog, Sn0w Shepherd would never have neglected me like she did yesterday... | permalink

Sn0w Shepherd's Xbox - May 21 2013

I have now endured 21 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

Sn0w Shepherd's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Sn0w Shepherd and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

Sn0w Shepherd's Xbox - May 20 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

Sn0w Shepherd's Xbox - May 19 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Sn0w Shepherd does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

Sn0w Shepherd's Xbox - May 18 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Sn0w Shepherd leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

Sn0w Shepherd's Xbox - May 17 2013

I have now endured 17 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

Sn0w Shepherd's Xbox - May 16 2013

I waited all day for Sn0w Shepherd to show up... she didn't... I fell asleep on a tear stained pillow... frustration tears... not sad ones... | permalink

Sn0w Shepherd's Xbox - May 15 2013

Sn0w Shepherd... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

Sn0w Shepherd's Xbox - May 14 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Sn0w Shepherd does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

Sn0w Shepherd's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Sn0w Shepherd and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

Sn0w Shepherd's Xbox - May 13 2013

I just do not understand why Sn0w Shepherd paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

Sn0w Shepherd's Xbox - May 12 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Sn0w Shepherd is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

Sn0w Shepherd's Xbox - May 11 2013

I swear that after 11 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

Sn0w Shepherd's Xbox - May 10 2013

I was a sad Xbox 360 yesterday... Sn0w Shepherd never showed up to game. That makes 10 days! | permalink

Sn0w Shepherd's Xbox - May 9 2013

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Sn0w Shepherd never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink

Sn0w Shepherd's Xbox - May 8 2013

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Sn0w Shepherd's Xbox - May 7 2013

All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Sn0w Shepherd is thinking the same thing... she has to be! | permalink

Sn0w Shepherd's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Sn0w Shepherd might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink