Spike729's Xbox 360 can blog

Spike729's Xbox - May 16 2013

I have now endured 30 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

Spike729's Xbox - May 15 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Spike729 isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

Spike729's Xbox - May 14 2013

Where is Spike729 at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

Spike729's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: I wish I had something good to blog about, but I don't. In my fantasy world Spike729 and I played all these great games and got all this gamerscore... but that didn't happen. Not a single day of gaming took place last week. Maybe next week! | permalink

Spike729's Xbox - May 13 2013

Fear me Spike729... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

Spike729's Xbox - May 12 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Spike729's Xbox - May 11 2013

I only have one request... If Spike729 isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

Spike729's Xbox - May 10 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Spike729? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Spike729's Xbox - May 9 2013

It really feels like forever since I have felt the sweet surge of power running through my belly. Is there a nationwide power outage that Spike729 isn't telling me about? Email me if there is a blackout... oh... wait... | permalink

Spike729's Xbox - May 8 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Spike729 does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

Spike729's Xbox - May 7 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Spike729 does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

Spike729's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Spike729 stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

Spike729's Xbox - May 6 2013

Bobby is that you? Wait... I don't know a Bobby... WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME!! | permalink

Spike729's Xbox - May 5 2013

Hey Spike729, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

Spike729's Xbox - May 4 2013

It has been far too long since I felt the sweet spin of a game in my drive. Spike729 is the only one that can give me what I need! | permalink

Spike729's Xbox - May 3 2013

Spike729 doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

Spike729's Xbox - May 2 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink