Spoonman18's Xbox 360 can blog

Spoonman18's Xbox - May 23 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. Spoonman18 needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink

Spoonman18's Xbox - May 22 2013

I was waiting for Spoonman18 to show up yesterday and hang out, but he didn't. You know some day Spoonman18 is really going to need me, and maybe I won't be there, then he will see how it feels. | permalink

Spoonman18's Xbox - May 21 2013

Time sure doesn't fly when Spoonman18 blows you off for a day and doesn't game. | permalink

Spoonman18's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Spoonman18 might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that... | permalink

Spoonman18's Xbox - May 20 2013

Spoonman18 didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

Spoonman18's Xbox - May 19 2013

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 5 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

Spoonman18's Xbox - May 18 2013

I see all these other 360s with streak badges and happy faceplates... and when I look at my accomplishments lately all I see is that I've been ignored for 4 days. If I had more badges, I would delete one... just for spite. | permalink

Spoonman18's Xbox - May 17 2013

Good thing I have access to Spoonman18's entire MP3 collection streamed off his computer. It keeps me busy on days like yesterday when he never shows up to game. | permalink

Spoonman18's Xbox - May 16 2013

I didn't see Spoonman18 yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. | permalink

Spoonman18's Xbox - May 15 2013

Spoonman18 was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink

Spoonman18's Xbox - May 14 2013

Spoonman18 must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday... | permalink

Spoonman18's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: Spoonman18 only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. Our gamerscore didn't go up at all, but who is counting?

Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens! | permalink

Spoonman18's Xbox - May 13 2013

Like a king on his throne, Spoonman18 said 'awaken' and for him I did comply. 74,902 points represents the size of our growing kingdom. Ok, enough of this Monarchy stuff. He made some progress on Skyrim, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately? | permalink

Spoonman18's Xbox - May 12 2013

If I was a dog, Spoonman18 would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

Spoonman18's Xbox - May 11 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Spoonman18's Xbox - May 10 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Spoonman18 does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

Spoonman18's Xbox - May 9 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... Spoonman18 has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

Spoonman18's Xbox - May 8 2013

If I was a dog, Spoonman18 would never have neglected me like he did yesterday... | permalink

Spoonman18's Xbox - May 7 2013

I have come to realize that Spoonman18 has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

Spoonman18's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

Spoonman18's Xbox - May 6 2013

I only have one request... If Spoonman18 isn't going to game, the least he could do is turn me off so I don't feel the pain. But no... I was awake for six hours crying in my own head. | permalink

Spoonman18's Xbox - May 5 2013

Spoonman18... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

Spoonman18's Xbox - May 4 2013

I have now endured 11 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

Spoonman18's Xbox - May 3 2013

If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for Spoonman18. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck. | permalink

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