Srgnt Ghost's Xbox - May 23 2013
There are people out there who think video games are violent. But after Srgnt Ghost played yesterday with his gamerscore of 186,348 points, there wasn't any violence at all. A little drooling maybe but definitely no violence. That is an increase of 5 points over last time! He rallied NBA JAM acquiring 1 achievement, and I thought Srgnt Ghost injured himself in the process... but I was wrong... he lives to fight another day!
Srgnt Ghost's Xbox - May 22 2013
I swear that after 19 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
Srgnt Ghost's Xbox - May 21 2013
Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Srgnt Ghost leaves me cold... and alone...
Srgnt Ghost's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
Srgnt Ghost's Xbox - May 20 2013
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Srgnt Ghost digs on that!
Srgnt Ghost's Xbox - May 19 2013
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Srgnt Ghost digs on that!
Srgnt Ghost's Xbox - May 18 2013
I have come to realize that Srgnt Ghost has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity!
Srgnt Ghost's Xbox - May 17 2013
Fear me Srgnt Ghost... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait...
Srgnt Ghost's Xbox - May 16 2013
If you would have told me that Srgnt Ghost would go 13 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
Srgnt Ghost's Xbox - May 15 2013
12 days without gaming might not seem like a ton... but that doesn't make it hurt any less... and wow do I hurt...
Srgnt Ghost's Xbox - May 14 2013
I have seen some crazy stuff in my time, but Srgnt Ghost not showing up to game yesterday really takes the cake. It has been 11 days!!
Srgnt Ghost's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: You thought my blog entries last week were all doom and gloom... sorry to say this weekly recap of gaming isn't much happier. A part of me thought Srgnt Ghost might get some late night gaming in last weekend... but not even that happened. Oh well, maybe tomorrow... or the day after that... or the day after that...
Srgnt Ghost's Xbox - May 13 2013
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Srgnt Ghost... 10 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
Srgnt Ghost's Xbox - May 12 2013
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 9 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
Srgnt Ghost's Xbox - May 11 2013
Well yesterday was pretty boring... the lack of gaming heavily contributed to that... I am trying to keep a positive outlook on this, but after 8 days of neglect any normal console starts to lose it...
Srgnt Ghost's Xbox - May 10 2013
It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. Srgnt Ghost needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be.
Srgnt Ghost's Xbox - May 9 2013
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 6 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
Srgnt Ghost's Xbox - May 8 2013
Srgnt Ghost would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected.
Srgnt Ghost's Xbox - May 7 2013
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet Srgnt Ghost is thinking the same thing... he has to be!
Srgnt Ghost's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: 2 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to Srgnt Ghost for honoring me with what little time I know is available. It was productive... Gamerscore went up 27 points so I am happy. Yay for 4 achievements! w00t!
I persuaded Srgnt Ghost to try a new game: Mush. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be.
And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox.
Srgnt Ghost's Xbox - May 6 2013
Srgnt Ghost didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
Srgnt Ghost's Xbox - May 5 2013
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
Srgnt Ghost's Xbox - May 4 2013
Srgnt Ghost was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox.
Srgnt Ghost's Xbox - May 3 2013
Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Srgnt Ghost? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude!
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