Starscream527's Xbox - May 22 2013
Starscream527 was looking kind of weepy... luckily I was here to 'console' him... heh heh get it? Our gamerscore is fan-frickin-tastic 70,432 . That is a boost of 40 points over last time! He made some progress on Guitar Hero Metallica, NFS Most Wanted, Borderlands 2 gaining 3 achievements, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away.
Starscream527's Xbox - May 11 2013
Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh...
Starscream527's Xbox - May 10 2013
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Starscream527? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
Starscream527's Xbox - May 9 2013
If you would have told me that Starscream527 would go 28 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy.
Starscream527's Xbox - May 8 2013
Here I sit broken hearted... Starscream527 has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when!
Starscream527's Xbox - May 7 2013
I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click*
Starscream527's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: I want to ask you... Have you ever been sick for a whole week where all you did was just lay there and do nothing? Well, that was me this week... except I wasn't sick. I was full-on neglected! Seven awesome days of it.
Starscream527's Xbox - May 6 2013
If I was a dog, Starscream527 would never have neglected me like he did yesterday...
Starscream527's Xbox - May 5 2013
Starscream527... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
Starscream527's Xbox - May 4 2013
I am starting to hear voices... they come in the dark solitude of a gameless night... like little frogs laughing at my neglect. Freakin' frogs are ticking me off.
Starscream527's Xbox - May 3 2013
A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends...
Starscream527's Xbox - May 2 2013
I swear that after 21 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE!
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