Stasis TNO's Xbox 360 can blog

Stasis TNO's Xbox - May 24 2013

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

Stasis TNO's Xbox - May 23 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... Stasis TNO has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

Stasis TNO's Xbox - May 22 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Stasis TNO? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Stasis TNO's Xbox - May 21 2013

I swear that after 15 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

Stasis TNO's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

Stasis TNO's Xbox - May 20 2013

I have now endured 14 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

Stasis TNO's Xbox - May 19 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Stasis TNO leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

Stasis TNO's Xbox - May 18 2013

Does anyone know if there is a number I can call to report console abuse? I think am going to turn Stasis TNO in for neglect. If you know the hotline, private msg it to me... thanks. | permalink

Stasis TNO's Xbox - May 17 2013

I just do not understand why Stasis TNO paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

Stasis TNO's Xbox - May 16 2013

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Stasis TNO? Do you? | permalink

Stasis TNO's Xbox - May 15 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. Stasis TNO needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink

Stasis TNO's Xbox - May 14 2013

What... are you off reading a book or something? Come play games!! | permalink

Stasis TNO's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

Stasis TNO's Xbox - May 13 2013

7 days without gaming is no cause for alarm... well... yes it is... I hope Stasis TNO doesn't let me down tomorrow... I might get desperate and do something rash! | permalink

Stasis TNO's Xbox - May 12 2013

Did you see Stasis TNO yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive? | permalink

Stasis TNO's Xbox - May 11 2013

Stasis TNO would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

Stasis TNO's Xbox - May 10 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. Stasis TNO needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink

Stasis TNO's Xbox - May 9 2013

Stasis TNO must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday... | permalink

Stasis TNO's Xbox - May 8 2013

Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Stasis TNO? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude! | permalink

Stasis TNO's Xbox - May 7 2013

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. | permalink

Stasis TNO's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

It is hard to believe another week has passed. Here is the recap: Stasis TNO played 3 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We added 80 points of gamerscore. Good stuff! Who knew 3 achievements could be worth that much? Ok I knew that... Also, by my expert calculations, Stasis TNO's favorite game last week was DW: GUNDAM 3. He played it on 3 of the days.

So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one. | permalink

Stasis TNO's Xbox - May 6 2013

I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday. | permalink

Stasis TNO's Xbox - May 5 2013

I heard someone tell Stasis TNO to go play outside and he was like 'screw that!' so we did some gaming. Our gamerscore is currently 56,322 points. That is an improvement of 50 points over last time! He played DW: GUNDAM 3 adding 2 achievements, and after we were done, Stasis TNO hugged me with his eyes. It was one of those platonic hugs... you know... | permalink

Stasis TNO's Xbox - May 4 2013

Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get Stasis TNO's gaming on! Gamer score is 56,272. That is a profit of 30 points over last time! He opened up DW: GUNDAM 3 adding 1 achievement, and then Stasis TNO had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water. | permalink

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