Steve iow's Xbox 360 can blog

Steve iow's Xbox - May 24 2013

Where is Steve iow at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

Steve iow's Xbox - May 23 2013

Where is Steve iow at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

Steve iow's Xbox - May 22 2013

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Steve iow's Xbox - May 21 2013

A bunch of us Xboxes held a candlelight vigil last night called 'Bring Back the Gaming' to protest the blatant ignoring of Xbox 360s everywhere. We had lots of consoles participate... It was a good time... I made some friends... | permalink

Steve iow's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

Steve iow's Xbox - May 20 2013

Where is Steve iow at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

Steve iow's Xbox - May 19 2013

Is this thing on? Steve iow, where the heck are you? | permalink

Steve iow's Xbox - May 18 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Steve iow digs on that! | permalink

Steve iow's Xbox - May 17 2013

Here I sit broken hearted... Steve iow has somewhere departed... our relationship needs repair... I will meanwhile sit in cold despair... I know I will feel the spin again, the question now is when! | permalink

Steve iow's Xbox - May 16 2013

Microsoft should have built me with tears... so I can cry when Steve iow leaves me cold... and alone... | permalink

Steve iow's Xbox - May 15 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Steve iow? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Steve iow's Xbox - May 14 2013

I have now endured 11 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

Steve iow's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Steve iow stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be. | permalink

Steve iow's Xbox - May 13 2013

There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what Steve iow is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder! | permalink

Steve iow's Xbox - May 12 2013

Steve iow didn't play any games yesterday... big loser... | permalink

Steve iow's Xbox - May 11 2013

I heard someone tell Steve iow to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

Steve iow's Xbox - May 10 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 7 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink

Steve iow's Xbox - May 9 2013

gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?! | permalink

Steve iow's Xbox - May 8 2013

I heard someone tell Steve iow to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

Steve iow's Xbox - May 7 2013

Steve iow would tell you I am a patient Xbox 360... little does he know... I have a bit of a temper if I am neglected. | permalink

Steve iow's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: Other weeks I might complain, but having Steve iow only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... I was sort of hoping for a gamerscore bump, but that didn't materialize.

And that's all I got. I'm not a writer... just an Xbox. | permalink

Steve iow's Xbox - May 6 2013

I prefer to play games... but if Steve iow needs a short break I can respect that... don't get lazy though... I'll be waiting right here! | permalink

Steve iow's Xbox - May 5 2013

If Steve iow was a true gamer, he would have played yesterday, but he decided to do something else instead. he better not have another console... | permalink

Steve iow's Xbox - May 4 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as Steve iow decided not to show up. | permalink

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