Stiffwhip's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013
Someone ask for a weekly recap? Even if you didn't, here it is: If your Xbox is depressed, try playing seven days in a row like Stiffwhip did last week. It has a way of making you a bit giddy... Our gamerscore saw a 490 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 27 achievements can do!
I was lucky enough to sample 2 new tasty treats during the week! Game names are Metro: Last Light, and Mortal Kombat vs. DCU. Look for us in the leaderboards... maybe... Also, according to the records, Stiffwhip's favorite game last week was Metro: Last Light. He played it on 3 of the days.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
Stiffwhip's Xbox - May 20 2013
When you get right down to it, when Stiffwhip decides to play - it's a good day all around. Our score is 335,515 and always improving! He played Metro: Last Light, and that was that.
Stiffwhip's Xbox - May 19 2013
Have you ever wondered what it was like to play games with someone who has a gamerscore of 335,515? Well guess what... you will never know, and I do! Stiffwhip is mine! All mine! No touchy! That is a gain of 70 points over last time! He opened up Mortal Kombat vs. DCU finishing 2 achievements, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
Stiffwhip's Xbox - May 18 2013
Oh man, Stiffwhip was totally in the gaming zone yesterday when he fired me up to play. 335,445 points of total gamerscore doesn't do his skills justice. That is a gain of 45 points over last time! He opened up Mortal Kombat vs. DCU gaining 3 achievements, as well as stared off into space... thinking about the one that got away. Oh wow, I also didn't realize that we have played 10 days in a row! Give us the badge for streaking! w00t!
Stiffwhip's Xbox - May 17 2013
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when Stiffwhip came to play. Gamer score stands at 335,400. That is an improvement of 240 points over last time! He rallied Injustice winning 2 achievements, Madden NFL 13, Gears of War 3, Mortal Kombat vs. DCU gaining an amazing 10 achievements, and then he almost hugged me, but I was like back off dude.
Stiffwhip's Xbox - May 16 2013
When Stiffwhip was walking by I pretended to be off. I think it tricked him into turning me on for a few games. Gamer score stands at 335,160. That is a boost of 60 points over last time! He played Metro: Last Light adding an amazing 6 achievements, and then he had to stop because we both couldn't take it anymore... we were spent.
Stiffwhip's Xbox - May 15 2013
Pick it, pack it fire it up, come along, lets get Stiffwhip's gaming on! Gamer score is 335,100. That is an improvement of 10 points over last time! He rallied Doritos Crash Course 2 gaining 4 achievements, and oh... man was it ever sweet!
Stiffwhip's Xbox - May 14 2013
Sure, Stiffwhip and I played some games yesterday but I can't even tell you what they were... I wasn't even paying attention. Blah blah blah... games... yeah... Our score is now 335090 which is a gain of 65 points... exciting. Next time I will try and remember what we played.
Stiffwhip's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: I told Stiffwhip that 5 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! Our gamerscore saw a 260 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 5 achievements can do!
There were only a few games I wanted to try this week Stiffwhip and I only tried one of them: Doritos Crash Course 2. Oh, and Stiffwhip seems obsessed with sports lately... You can tell because NBA 2K13 was the favorite last week. He played it on 4 of the days.
And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel...
Stiffwhip's Xbox - May 13 2013
Stiffwhip rocked out with 335,025 points. That is a boost of 90 points over last time! Another day, another milestone. The 335,000 barrier has fallen! He played Doritos Crash Course 2 picking up 3 achievements, Tiki Towers, Text Twist 2, and then Stiffwhip developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
Stiffwhip's Xbox - May 12 2013
What time is it? Time to tell you about yesterday when Stiffwhip came to play. Gamer score stands at 334,935. He rocked out to NBA 2K13, and then the lightweight went to bed. Freakin' wuss.
Stiffwhip's Xbox - May 11 2013
Stiffwhip held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 334,935 is lighting the way. That is a profit of 20 points over last time! He opened up Doritos Crash Course 2 gaining 2 achievements, and then Stiffwhip developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
Stiffwhip's Xbox - May 10 2013
I was thinking back over yesterday and I really don't remember Stiffwhip and I playing any games... but our gamerscore ended up at 334915 which is 150 points higher than before. I don't like it when I forget things. I guess we played though... I hope it was fun!
Stiffwhip's Xbox - May 9 2013
You would think I had died and gone to heaven when Stiffwhip showed up to play. Gamer score stands at 334,765. He played NBA 2K13, and then... oh wait... no and then!!
Stiffwhip's Xbox - May 8 2013
Stiffwhip didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side.
Stiffwhip's Xbox - May 7 2013
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Stiffwhip said that they were going to go bake a cake... he never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
Stiffwhip's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013
My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: I told Stiffwhip that 5 days of playing would be ideal... so last week there was some extra effort to get us there. Good job! Our gamerscore saw a 570 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 27 achievements can do!
I was feeling bored last week and convinced Stiffwhip to try a new game: Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, by my expert calculations, Stiffwhip's favorite game last week was Terraria. He played it on 3 of the days.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
Stiffwhip's Xbox - May 6 2013
Stiffwhip was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong.
Stiffwhip's Xbox - May 5 2013
I didn't see Stiffwhip yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having him up in my business all the time is exhausting. If you knew you were going to lose your 39 day streak like you did would you have played?
Stiffwhip's Xbox - May 4 2013
Stiffwhip showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 334,765. He made some progress on NBA 2K13, and then nothing... nothing at all...
Stiffwhip's Xbox - May 3 2013
I had to set aside my plans for world domination yesterday when Stiffwhip decided to game. Our score is 334,765 and always improving! That is a boost of 350 points over last time! He rallied Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon gaining an amazing 13 achievements to defeat the game, and Stiffwhip won't admit this, but I had to force him to stop.
Stiffwhip's Xbox - May 2 2013
Stiffwhip seemed really excited to play yesterday. Our current gamerscore is 334,415 . That is a profit of 70 points over last time! He opened up Terraria gaining 1 achievement, Far Cry 3 Blood Dragon finishing an amazing 6 achievements, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy.
Stiffwhip's Xbox - May 1 2013
I told Stiffwhip 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 334,345. He opened up God Mode finishing 5 achievements, Terraria, and it's a good thing he stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
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