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Stoiss' Xbox - May 22 2013

Stoiss was absent yesterday... I was smelling something that reminded me of sweat... he better not be playing with a Nintendo Wii... burning calories while playing games is just wrong. | permalink | leave comment

Stoiss' Xbox - May 21 2013

Stoiss came to represent the gaming world. 269,270 points and counting! That is a profit of 100 points over last time! He opened up Too Human adding 4 achievements, Ecco the Dolphin, Burnout™ CRASH! adding 3 achievements, XMen Origins Wolverine, and loved every minute of it in high definition glory! | permalink | leave comment

Stoiss' Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: Stoiss played 3 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. We added 285 points of gamerscore. Points are good! Those 15 achievements were worth it I guess! Also, according to the records, Stoiss must have been craving some racing because Test Drive Unlimited was the weekly favorite. He played it on 2 of the days.

So there you have it... Check back next week for another report from yours truly. | permalink | leave comment

Stoiss' Xbox - May 20 2013

Consoles are for playing! I am glad Stoiss picked up on that yesterday... Gamerscore is a respectful 269,170 points. That is an increase of 245 points over last time! We have now entered the 269,000 GS club! He played Test Drive Unlimited winning 1 achievement to conquer the game, The Simpsons™ Game, Crackdown 2 picking up 1 achievement to conquer the game, XMen Origins Wolverine winning an amazing 11 achievements, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.

Good thing Stoiss and I got some play time in! Every day we play is another opportunity to pull away from xSup3rM4ri0x and that 143,630 gamerscore! | permalink | leave comment

Stoiss' Xbox - May 19 2013

Stoiss must have heard my calling... I was practically startled when his greasy finger pounded my power button. I mean come on... be a little gentle... I am fragile. Just some helpful advice for someone with a 268,925 gamerscore. That is a gain of 20 points over last time! He opened up ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE picking up 1 achievement to master the game, Test Drive Unlimited, Fight Game Rivals, as well as basked in the glow of the awesome dashboard software! | permalink | leave comment

Stoiss' Xbox - May 18 2013

While Stoiss was away yesterday, I was sitting here alone counting up all the achievement points he was missing out on! If you don't play me, you can't increase your score. Remember that! | permalink | leave comment

Stoiss' Xbox - May 17 2013

If I was Stoiss, I would have totally played some games yesterday... but I am obviously not him because that did not happen. | permalink | leave comment

Stoiss' Xbox - May 16 2013

I tried to send Stoiss an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink | leave comment

Stoiss' Xbox - May 15 2013

I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but Stoiss was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 268,905 points. That is a gain of 20 points over last time! He rallied Glow Artisan winning 1 achievement, BOMBERMAN Act:Zero, and then I basked in the warm glow of post gaming. Mmmm warm...

This is really good stuff... the more we play, the more chances we have to leave Bomb Jack DK in the dust. Call me crazy, but a 33,974 point cushion is not nearly enough for me... | permalink | leave comment

Stoiss' Xbox - May 14 2013

Stoiss was a no-show yesterday... I ended up hanging out, collecting some dust and feeling sorry for myself. Speaking of dust, I could use a rub down. A clean Xbox is a happy Xbox. | permalink | leave comment

Stoiss' Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: So yeah... Last week Stoiss showed up 5 days total and logged some serious gaming. Our gamerscore saw a 405 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 16 achievements can do!

I was feeling bored last week and convinced Stoiss to try a new game: BLAZBLUE CS. It was a lot cooler than I thought it would be. Also, according to the records, Stoiss' favorite game last week was Crackdown 2. He played it on 3 of the days.

So that's it. Thanks for reading. PM us for a game or something. We get lonely. | permalink | leave comment

Stoiss' Xbox - May 13 2013

Stoiss held the Xbox button on his controller down for a few seconds and our adventure began! A gamer score of 268,885 is lighting the way. That is a boost of 90 points over last time! He made some progress on Need for Speed™ Carbon, F.E.A.R. winning 4 achievements, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts... | permalink | leave comment

Stoiss' Xbox - May 12 2013

I love to game, you love to game, Stoiss loves to game, we all love to game! 268,795 points FTW!!! He played BLAZBLUE CS, Crackdown 2, and then Stoiss had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water. | permalink | leave comment

Stoiss' Xbox - May 11 2013

Stoiss is the best... he treats me right, I treat him right. It is a good thing we have going here. Gamer score stands at 268,795. Not too shabby! That is an increase of 45 points over last time! He played Crackdown 2 finishing 2 achievements, and after that powered me down without even saying good night. I mean what the heck? | permalink | leave comment

Stoiss' Xbox - May 10 2013

I told Stoiss 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 268,750. That is a profit of 155 points over last time! He rallied Crackdown 2 finishing 5 achievements, DOOM II, and then Stoiss had to stop for a bathroom break or something... Humans really are bags of mostly water.

What is really good is that every day played is another chance to pull away from xSup3rM4ri0x and that 143,455 score... Make it happen Stoiss!! | permalink | leave comment

Stoiss' Xbox - May 9 2013

Stoiss, there are 86,400 seconds in a day and you couldn't find a few to spend with me? Lame. | permalink | leave comment

Stoiss' Xbox - May 8 2013

Stoiss showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 268,595. That is a profit of 115 points over last time! He made some progress on Family Game Night acquiring 5 achievements, and... hmmm... maybe that was all... it felt like we played more games. | permalink | leave comment

Stoiss' Xbox - May 7 2013

Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Stoiss? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude! | permalink | leave comment

Stoiss' Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: Stoiss only played one day last week... meaning there were six days of not playing. We added 30 points of gamerscore which ain't too shabby. Getting 2 achievements can do that to you. I was there. I saw it!

And that is the news for now... Check back next week... same bat time, same bat channel... | permalink | leave comment

Stoiss' Xbox - May 6 2013

Stoiss brought the pain yesterday... the good kind... the gaming kind. We are up to 268,480 points of gamerscore. Jealous? That is a boost of 30 points over last time! He made some progress on Crackdown 2 gaining 2 achievements, and then nothing... nothing at all... | permalink | leave comment

Stoiss' Xbox - May 5 2013

Time sure doesn't fly when Stoiss blows you off for a day and doesn't game.

This really sucks because it gives xSup3rM4ri0x a shot at closing the gap. We are still 124,995 points ahead but that means nothing to me... | permalink | leave comment

Stoiss' Xbox - May 4 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on Stoiss... 4 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink | leave comment

Stoiss' Xbox - May 3 2013

Stoiss' Xbox - May 2 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink | leave comment

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Bragging Rights

Total Achievements Unlocked: 11,431
Badge Score: 1,260
Current streak: 0 days
Longest streak: 67 days
Current score streak: 0 days
Longest score streak: 15 days
Play percentage: 71.13%
Largest achievement gain: 11/15/2008 (130)
Largest gamerscore gain: 11/15/2008 (6,451)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 1/19/2009 (142)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 4/25/2011 (3,640)