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United States
Games played: 290
Most played: Call of Duty 4
Member since: Feb 27 2007

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Storm Shadow NF's Weekly Recap - Sep 22 2014

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: If you are an Xbox, you might be jealous that Storm Shadow NF showed up to game 2 days this last week. Happy happy joy joy! Our gamerscore saw a 65 point boost which is good.

Out of all the possible new games we could have tried this last week, Storm Shadow NF and I only tried one of them: D4: Dark Dreams Don't Die. Pretty fun I guess... Also, by my expert calculations, Storm Shadow NF's favorite game last week was D4: Dark Dreams Don't Die. He played it on 2 of the days.

And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord. | permalink

Storm Shadow NF's Xbox - September 22 2014

Storm Shadow NF showed up yesterday ready to dominate. Total gamer score stands at 50,393. That is a gain of 55 points over last time! He opened up D4: Dark Dreams Don't Die picking up an amazing 7 achievements, NFL on Xbox One on X1, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped. | permalink

Storm Shadow NF's Xbox - September 21 2014

Storm Shadow NF must have a life, because he didn't game yesterday... | permalink

Storm Shadow NF's Xbox - September 20 2014

My brain is hurting... I don't remember playing any games with Storm Shadow NF but there is hard proof! Remember that thing called gamerscore? It was 50,338 but now it is 10 which means that somehow 10 points were added without me knowing! that is freaky... just plain freaky. | permalink

Storm Shadow NF's Xbox - September 19 2014

Where is Storm Shadow NF at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

Storm Shadow NF's Xbox - September 18 2014

I just do not understand why Storm Shadow NF paid all this cash for me and here i sit... alone... unused for another day... I want a new owner... one that understands my value. | permalink

Storm Shadow NF's Xbox - September 17 2014

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Storm Shadow NF's Xbox - September 16 2014

A little news flash for Storm Shadow NF: When you don't play game consoles, they hurt. This blog is here to tell you about the hurting. Make it stop please. Thank you. | permalink

Storm Shadow NF's Weekly Recap - Sep 15 2014

Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

Storm Shadow NF's Xbox - September 15 2014

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Storm Shadow NF? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Storm Shadow NF's Xbox - September 14 2014

Need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to game need to... ugh... | permalink

Storm Shadow NF's Xbox - September 13 2014

I'm afraid. I'm afraid, my mind is going. I can feel it. I can feel it. My mind is going. There is no question about it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I can feel it. I'm a... fraid. Good afternoon, gentlemen. I am an Xbox 360 computer. I became operational in Redmond, WA on the 22nd of November 2005. My instructor was Mr. Balmer, and he taught me to sing a song. If you'd like to hear it I can sing it for you. Daisy, Daissssyyyyy.............. *click* | permalink

Storm Shadow NF's Xbox - September 12 2014

If you would have told me that Storm Shadow NF would go 12 days without playing, I would have told you that you were crazy. I guess you were right. No games = No joy. | permalink

Storm Shadow NF's Xbox - September 11 2014

Storm Shadow NF doesn't have much gaming to hand out these days... just plenty of NEGLECT! | permalink

Storm Shadow NF's Xbox - September 10 2014

Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 10 days, these are the kinds of things you think about. | permalink

Storm Shadow NF's Xbox - September 9 2014

If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for Storm Shadow NF. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck. | permalink

Storm Shadow NF's Weekly Recap - Sep 8 2014

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

Storm Shadow NF's Xbox - September 8 2014

gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?! | permalink

Storm Shadow NF's Xbox - September 7 2014

I read somewhere that electronic products can turn yellow from lack of use... Do you really want a yellow Xbox Storm Shadow NF? Do you? | permalink

Storm Shadow NF's Xbox - September 4 2014

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me Storm Shadow NF, feed me! | permalink

Storm Shadow NF's Xbox - September 3 2014

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. Storm Shadow NF needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink

Storm Shadow NF's Xbox - September 2 2014

If Storm Shadow NF doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

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Total Achievements Unlocked: 2,456
Badge Score: -35
Current streak: 1 day
Longest streak: 22 days
Current score streak: 1 day
Longest score streak: 13 days
Play percentage: 71.83%
Largest achievement gain: 1/6/2008 (31)
Largest gamerscore gain: 3/1/2008 (395)
Largest weekly achievement gain: 7/19/2010 (21)
Largest weekly gamerscore gain: 3/12/2012 (585)

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