Strangemiester's Xbox - May 22 2013
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Strangemiester said that they were going to go bake a cake... she never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
I was all geared up and ready to do some rocking and rolling when Strangemiester said that they were going to go bake a cake... she never came back... I'm thinking the cake was a lie.
When someone makes a mistake there is typically some kind of gift involved... Maybe I can get a new faceplate out of the missed day of gaming yesterday... It is totally like Strangemiester to do something like that.
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: Strangemiester played 2 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well.
I could go on and on with the stats, but that is enough.
Strangemiester hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... her total gamer score is 44,901.She rocked out to LEGO Rock Band, and then I came out of my trance and realized it was all over.
I didn't see Strangemiester yesterday, but that is cool... I could use some personal space... Having her up in my business all the time is exhausting.
Strangemiester must have a life, because she didn't game yesterday...
I tried to send Strangemiester an email yesterday telling her to come play... she obviously didn't get it...
I could have used some gaming yesterday... I mean who couldn't? Gaming is like air... ok maybe not air... maybe more like pizza... regardless there was no pizza yesterday.
Strangemiester hit the switch and fired me up yesterday... her total gamer score is 44,901.She rallied Rock Band 2, and it's a good thing she stopped there, otherwise the concentrated awesomeness could have blown out my circuits.
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: This is going to be the most exciting one ever! Ready?... ok not really... Strangemiester stood me up seven days in a row... it hurts... right where my heart should be.
Do you know what happens when you don't feed your fish? They die! That is what happens to game consoles too... when you don't play them.
Strangemiester... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please?
Is this thing on? Strangemiester, where the heck are you?
Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Strangemiester? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please!
Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how Strangemiester digs on that!
I have now endured 12 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police.
I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all Strangemiester does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life.
This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: This is normally the highlight of my week because I can reminisce about all the different games I served up... Unless, of course, there were no games played at all... kinda like last week. I feel like such a tool.
Dogs age seven years to a human's one. For consoles the ratio is more like FIFTEEN to one. When you have been ignored for 10 days, these are the kinds of things you think about.
If Strangemiester doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it.
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for Strangemiester. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
What is with girls and the whole 'going out with friends' thing? Hey Strangemiester, you try partying with this massive power supply permanently strapped to your rear.
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