Suave Charlie's Xbox 360 can blog

Suave Charlie's Xbox - May 22 2013

Fear me Suave Charlie... for I am coming to force you into gaming. You think I am kidding? You just wait... | permalink

Suave Charlie's Xbox - May 21 2013

Suave Charlie... I beg you! Please don't make me hurt another day... please? | permalink

Suave Charlie's Weekly Recap - May 20 2013

Ok, here it is... your weekly recap of gaming: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

Suave Charlie's Xbox - May 20 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... Suave Charlie? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

Suave Charlie's Xbox - May 19 2013

I swear that after 12 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

Suave Charlie's Xbox - May 18 2013

Hey Suave Charlie, if you are not going to take this friendship seriously, why don't we just go our separate ways? Seriously? I am just not getting the attention I deserve here... put yourself in my shoes. For real. | permalink

Suave Charlie's Xbox - May 17 2013

Did you see Suave Charlie yesterday? I sure didn't. Is he still alive? | permalink

Suave Charlie's Xbox - May 16 2013

If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for Suave Charlie. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck. | permalink

Suave Charlie's Xbox - May 15 2013

It says on the box that Xbox 360s require at least two hours of gaming per day. Suave Charlie needs to get with the program! Ok... I lied that is not on the box... but it should be. | permalink

Suave Charlie's Xbox - May 14 2013

If Suave Charlie doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

Suave Charlie's Weekly Recap - May 13 2013

My eye! It burns! A weekly recap is all that can save me! Here goes: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

Suave Charlie's Xbox - May 13 2013

Yesterday was the day I was finally going to share all my secret achievement earning strategies with Suave Charlie, but he must not care... Us consoles have a short memory... I can't promise anything the next time I see him. | permalink

Suave Charlie's Xbox - May 12 2013

I heard someone tell Suave Charlie to go outside and play... I mean really... he just walked right out the door! I was left alone, to contemplate where our relationship is going wrong. | permalink

Suave Charlie's Xbox - May 11 2013

gaming no Today was there. scrambled feel I up all. happening What's me to?!?! | permalink

Suave Charlie's Xbox - May 10 2013

I dream of electric sheep... ok just kidding that was Blade Runner. That has nothing to do with gaming. | permalink

Suave Charlie's Xbox - May 9 2013

The console forefathers shifted bit after bit just to further the gaming cause. And yet, their efforts may have been in vain, since Suave Charlie did not do their part today and play a game or two. | permalink

Suave Charlie's Xbox - May 8 2013

Another day, another opportunity wasted to play games... Maybe tomorrow Suave Charlie? Maybe? Don't leave me hanging dude! | permalink

Suave Charlie's Xbox - May 7 2013

No games yesterday... maybe today... or tomorrow... or wait... are we playing right now? I get so confused! | permalink

Suave Charlie's Weekly Recap - May 6 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: If Suave Charlie plays 2 days every week, I guess I can call this a good deal. Many Xboxes have it a lot worse. Our gamerscore saw a 170 point boost which is good.

That's all for now... keep reading the blog! Send us a PM or a game invite if you are lonely. | permalink

Suave Charlie's Xbox - May 6 2013

My brain is hurting... I don't remember playing any games with Suave Charlie but there is hard proof! Remember that thing called gamerscore? It was 138870 but now it is 138890 which means that somehow 20 points were added without me knowing! that is freaky... just plain freaky.

Suave Charlie must have been in a good mood and it showed. Our gamer reputation increased a little bit... Of course maybe people were just indifferent, but either way, up is good! | permalink

Suave Charlie's Xbox - May 5 2013

Uhhh... I have a question for Suave Charlie. Our gamerscore was 138720 but somehow it is now 138870 which means that 150 points were mysteriously added!! Like magic! I suspect betrayal... and it makes me want to cry. | permalink

Suave Charlie's Xbox - May 4 2013

Suave Charlie's Xbox - May 3 2013

I tried to play a few Xbox Live titles yesterday since Suave Charlie never showed up. I got bored and cried instead. | permalink

Suave Charlie's Xbox - May 2 2013

I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 5 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it! | permalink

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