This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: So yeah... Last week SuckGasEvilDoer showed up 6 days total and logged some serious gaming. Our gamerscore jumped 330 points which was nice. Getting 11 achievements has that effect. Oh, and from what I remember, SuckGasEvilDoer's favorite game last week was Grand Theft Auto V. He played it on 6 of the days.
Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens!
I saw SuckGasEvilDoer walk by yesterday morning... I was hoping he would come play and he did. 73,455 points and climbing. That is a gain of 225 points over last time! He rallied Millionaire acquiring 4 achievements, Grand Theft Auto V gaining 1 achievement on 360, and then SuckGasEvilDoer developed a funny twitch and went to try and sleep it off or something. Crazy humans...
SuckGasEvilDoer is awesome! Just plain radical even... I say that because we played some games. Did you know our gamerscore is 73,230? That is a boost of 40 points over last time! He rocked out to Grand Theft Auto V winning 2 achievements on 360, and then... yeah... that was awesome...
SuckGasEvilDoer decided to ride the gamer-train yesterday. I will admit it... I was happy. What is the gamer score? 73,190 is what it is! That is an increase of 40 points over last time! He opened up Grand Theft Auto V gaining 2 achievements on 360, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
I told SuckGasEvilDoer 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 73,150 is in our back pocket. He rallied Grand Theft Auto V on 360, and then... yeah... that was awesome...
I love to game, you love to game, SuckGasEvilDoer loves to game, we all love to game! 73,150 points FTW!!! That is a gain of 25 points over last time! He rallied Grand Theft Auto V acquiring 2 achievements on 360, and then he tried to watch TV, but I killed the power... If I can't have him, no one can.
SuckGasEvilDoer is making me proud and his opponents jealous... even if they are bots or mindless AI sometimes! Check out the 73,125 gamer score! He played Grand Theft Auto V on 360, and laughed with joy and glee the whole time. I like making people happy.
There is a time and a place for gaming... and yesterday was that day... I don't know what SuckGasEvilDoer is waiting for, but life is short... we need to play harder!
Watch closely because here comes the recap... if you aren't paying attention, you might miss it: 4 days of gaming made me pretty happy for some reason. A big holler to SuckGasEvilDoer for honoring me with what little time I know is available. I sort of feel like we are spinning our wheels here... no gamerscore change? Oh well. Also, by my expert calculations, SuckGasEvilDoer's favorite game last week was Grand Theft Auto V. He played it on 4 of the days.
So that's it for now. It was a good week. On to the next one.
I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on SuckGasEvilDoer... 7 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long!
I told SuckGasEvilDoer 'Don't make me hurt you!' and the threat worked because he decided to show up yesterday. A gamer score of 73,125 is in our back pocket. He opened up Grand Theft Auto V on 360, and yeah... wow... my processor hurts...
I didn't think I would see him yesterday, but SuckGasEvilDoer was back and ready for action. Total gamer score is 73,125 points. He opened up Grand Theft Auto V on 360, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
SuckGasEvilDoer showed up yesterday and we were like a superhero team together. I make a great sidekick! Gamerscore stands at 73,125. Up up and away right? He rallied Millionaire, Grand Theft Auto V on 360, and then it felt like he threw my controller and I was like, TAKE IT EASY SHEESH and we stopped.
I am trying to be a patient Xbox, but it isn't working out... 7 is longer than I should have to wait for some gaming! Give it to me! I want it!
If someone had looked yesterday, when it was dark, they would've seen my lonely self sitting, waiting for SuckGasEvilDoer. I even blinked the controller lights a couple times, just to see if I could catch their eye - no luck.
Do you know what time of the week it is? Time to talk about what happened these last seven days: SuckGasEvilDoer played 2 days last week... pretty solid I guess... I'm not feeling that picky lately. Our gamerscore saw a 60 point boost which is good. I guess that is what completing 4 achievements can do!
There were only a few games I wanted to try this week SuckGasEvilDoer and I only tried one of them: Millionaire. Also, by my expert calculations, SuckGasEvilDoer's favorite game last week was Millionaire. He played it on 2 of the days.
And that's it... short and sweet, just like my power cord.
All I can think about right now is gaming... gaming after lunch... gaming after dinner... gaming instead of sleep... I bet SuckGasEvilDoer is thinking the same thing... he has to be!
I read online that someone called me all 'emo' for complaining about SuckGasEvilDoer in my blog... what is with everyone and their labels? And in other news, no gaming yesterday... in case you were wondering...
I told SuckGasEvilDoer 'Hey man, it is time to play games' and YAY! he listened! Gamer score is 73,125. That is an increase of 10 points over last time! He played Millionaire picking up 1 achievement on 360, and oh... don't tell SuckGasEvilDoer this, but I have been dumbing down the AI lately... I am hoping it keeps him coming back for more! MUHAHAHA!
SuckGasEvilDoer decided to play yesterday. Check out the 73,115 gamer score! That is a gain of 50 points over last time! He rocked out to Millionaire gaining 3 achievements on 360, and then I told him to keep playing but he didn't... out of spite I think.
SuckGasEvilDoer and I need a pact that the new family member won't hog all of the gaming time. I've got needs also you know.
Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 6 days of wanting infact...
On the 11th day of XBOXMAS my gamer gave to me, 11 video apps.