T I 0 U Z's Xbox 360 can blog

T I 0 U Z's Xbox - Jun 18 2013

Oh man... I think my disk drive is broken... I can't feel my controller... T I 0 U Z? Are you there? Anybody? Somebody? Nobody? I need gaming! Please! | permalink

T I 0 U Z's Weekly Recap - Jun 17 2013

Are you ready for a recap? I know I am! Giddyup: In the beginning... there was nothing. In the end, well, there is nothing... and right in the middle of that... there was ABSOLUTELY nothing which made for a really, really, long week. Let's all hope next week is better. | permalink

T I 0 U Z's Xbox - Jun 17 2013

Where is T I 0 U Z at? I want to disown him. I am putting myself up on eBay ASAP. | permalink

T I 0 U Z's Xbox - Jun 16 2013

I swear that after 16 days of inactivity I can feel parts of me rusting... I'M TOO YOUNG TO DIE!! PLEASE! SAVE YOUR CONSOLE! | permalink

T I 0 U Z's Xbox - Jun 15 2013

I have come to realize that T I 0 U Z has no soul... and his heart is a twisted black mass of evil. To never play a game is my new eternity! | permalink

T I 0 U Z's Xbox - Jun 14 2013

I have now endured 14 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

T I 0 U Z's Xbox - Jun 13 2013

I have now endured 13 days of pure torture... that is what this is... this non-game playing... someone call the police. | permalink

T I 0 U Z's Xbox - Jun 12 2013

I'm really starting to empathize with Marvin from Hitchiker's Guide... Here I am with a processor the size of a planet and all T I 0 U Z does is use me as a paperweight. Life... don't talk to me about life. | permalink

T I 0 U Z's Xbox - Jun 11 2013

Due to severe lack of gaming... I am thinking of shutting myself off... permanently... let's see how T I 0 U Z digs on that! | permalink

T I 0 U Z's Weekly Recap - Jun 10 2013

Another week, another recap... and you love me for it: It isn't going to be much of a surprise if you have been reading the blog. There has been no gaming... none... zilch... nothing... If you want to see a sad Xbox... just stare into my eye and witness the sorrow. | permalink

T I 0 U Z's Xbox - Jun 10 2013

I have a feeling T I 0 U Z went on vacation without telling me... At least he could have taken me with him... last time I checked Xboxes weren't illegal in your carry-on. | permalink

T I 0 U Z's Xbox - Jun 9 2013

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 9 days of wanting infact... | permalink

T I 0 U Z's Xbox - Jun 8 2013

These three chips in my head are getting hungry for gaming... feed me T I 0 U Z, feed me! | permalink

T I 0 U Z's Xbox - Jun 7 2013

I know it isn't my place to complain... but come on T I 0 U Z... 7 days without gaming? I didn't think he could go that long! | permalink

T I 0 U Z's Xbox - Jun 6 2013

What does a 360 have to do around here to get some gaming? Anyone? | permalink

T I 0 U Z's Xbox - Jun 5 2013

If T I 0 U Z doesn't play me tomorrow, I have this sinking feeling something really bad will happen... like a meteorite obliterates all life on earth and the EMP takes all electronic devices with it. | permalink

T I 0 U Z's Xbox - Jun 4 2013

Yesterday I sat... alone... and wanting... 4 days of wanting infact... | permalink

T I 0 U Z's Weekly Recap - Jun 3 2013

This entry is a little different than the others. It is a recap of the last week of gaming. Check it: Other weeks I might complain, but having T I 0 U Z only play one day last week is fine... I was tired anyhow... I was looking for gamerscore, but the total gain was zero.

Another week finished... staring down the barrel of another one. Check back to find out what happens! | permalink

T I 0 U Z's Xbox - Jun 3 2013

T I 0 U Z was nowhere to be seen yesterday... maybe he needs some new games or something... get some motivation up in this place... | permalink

T I 0 U Z's Xbox - Jun 2 2013

I tried to send T I 0 U Z an email yesterday telling him to come play... he obviously didn't get it... | permalink

T I 0 U Z's Xbox - Jun 1 2013

3 Processors, 512MB of RAM, custom graphics chip and multichannel surround sound all gone to waste yesterday as T I 0 U Z decided not to show up. | permalink

T I 0 U Z's Xbox - May 31 2013

T I 0 U Z didn't show up yesterday. No big deal... catch ya on the flip side. | permalink

T I 0 U Z's Xbox - May 30 2013

T I 0 U Z had to choose between watching TV and playing with me and I am happy to say I won... this time... Gamerscore is at 22,820 points. He opened up GTA IV PC, and oh... remember to check out my avatar. Isn't he looking awesome lately? | permalink

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